Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

Well I heard that Chuur is actually 47 and she comes from Fife and works in Morning, Noon and Night...

Lol@Simon's, 'not cocky'.
But she does a cocking leg thing as part of her dance every week!

She so is cocky- hasn't Simon seen her leg?

I think she looks more relaxed this week, actually.

She's taking on the eyebrows of a Country Queen

Buzzin! Bosh a gram, anyone?

did anyone just see that cheryl 'moment' thing ??!- she pulled a funny face just as a funny noise was made? was that just me?

oh no wagner!!

ROFL Sho

In a place where I want to be.

It was mental - no love it wasn;t mental and not a good adjective to use.

I want to drop her in a weelie bin and sit on the lid!

WAGNER!!

Actually Cheryls earrings do look a bit like fannies when you look closely so Ports earlier posts were quite accurate

Erm isn't cher from Romany roots?

It's pronounced VAAAAGNUUUUR you twat

She is looking more like Cheryl every week!

I quite liked the trousers.

Ooh I think she's human after all. DH has just said, she's only 12 years older than DD! omg.

ONooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not Wagner, aaaaaaaaaargh

Off to make tea

urgh, not keen on cher.

who's left now?

cant wait for wagner to do ABBA night

Oh I love the Grint.

OK, I have a theory. Chezza has had death threats and needs a stand in. One to troll round all the opening of envelopes, looks just like her, is too thick to object and is no competition musically. Where oh where would she find such a person?

Oh god, if Wagner doesn't go tonight then I think I'll have to stop watching, it's sooooooooooo bad