Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

She has got the coke-head gurning thing going on no matter what she does, hasn't she?

I hope she doesnt bloody rap

to steal a well-used MN phrase...

What fresh hell is this??

X Factor is bloody awful tonight. I even had to turn the sound down a bit on Matt, although I did stand closer to the telly (under the pretence of refilling my wine) as it is a teensy telly...

Oh here we go with Chuur and Cheryl Cole getting all over-excited [sigh]

cheeky cow- she is clearly dissing Mary's choice of job!

omg mini cheryl

She's got Tron trousers.

I see they're gradually sorting out her clown's eyebrows but will she do any other dance moves than to kick her leg forward.

My money's on no.

Ooh nice makeup

Wow, she has awful skin, and that make up is caked.

hip hop angle from Cher

Is she wearing a Girl's World/C3PO mash-up costume?

She's not bad!

Man!!! She's been the best so far...... What's goin on???

was that a bit of the frustrated rapper coming out in the VT, hmm?

Speechless

I quite like her

trousers scary

Shake those claggy ones and don't be shy.

ROFL at dh. he just asked me, in all seriousness, 'did cher used to be a crack whore before she went on x factor'...

More a cut-and-shut than a mashup.

Is that Elton John - did I miss it when he rapped????