Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

I hope someone does something fromTumbleweed Connection. That wa sone of his finest albums. Or even Madman Across the Water, but hey ho. They're not imaginative enough those judges.

yes he has dead eyes...

It was probably a bit whiney sounding, but I haven't had sex for a loong time, so I'm leaving that out

Cheryl and her bitch Simon have O-D'd on the ole fake bake again this week

He has no neck.

Wot Pyramid said

Show, you are sick! he is fat and hairy!

Hur hur, showaddy.

cheryls hairdo, shes looks like shes been out in the rain and its spoilt the lovely job the hairdresser did

Did he sing something then? Fark me. I was imagining him on a cracker.

No, Cheryl has 3.

What did Matt just sing?

Has Louis got rouge on? He looks a bit like Punch.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Dermot loves Matt doesn't he? he yanks him extra close for a hug

still to come, fartner

For music lovers everywhere...

Pesto

Dp and I are sniggeri g away at your comment

Was Matt's tie designed by Mugatu?

or the boxing herbie...

I think I am a little in love with Matt

I think I might pay Dannii to go to the mumsnet xmas do in my place. Do you think she will charge much?