Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

Oooooh Matt

Chezza's hairdo looks like a dog has shit on her head. That plait is wanky.

Simon is really pissing me off these days. I really can't take him seriously.

Sue - I thought she was welsh and worked in Asda

Matt, I love you! And your horrid hat!

I love you too BiFunOft.

The hat's next.

I love him.

I don't see any talent in any of them, maybe Matt is going to do better.

Been MIA due to eating pizza and chatting with DH. My verdict so far:

Aidan: loved it! I must be drunker than I thought because I found myself expansively discussing his future career

Mary: pub singer as always. Yes, she can hold a tune but she has no flex in her voice whatsoever. Listening to a whole album of that shit would be like someone bludgeoning my ear drums with foam bricks.

Fakey: even the soundman hates her She had a shit mix, but still managed to sound ordinary.

love this song

Katie Weasel is increasingly reminding me of those wooden spoon dolls you made as a small.

Hoorah, someone who can sing

at last

Lets hope he doesn't crucify my favourite Elt song!!

Now here is a proper singer.

I LOVE this song.

SoSimon's got 1 act
Cheryl's got2
Dannii's got 3
Louis's got 2

Is that right?

Five out of ten

Love this song and I thought he'd be OK. Very shaky

ooh not good!!

Like Matt so far.

I likey.

Mind you I haven't had sex for a loong time, and I do fancy him a bit so that could be influencing me a bit.