Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

I sang your song to dd as a newborn in hospital

living the dream! bingo!

Louis Walsh - just one big bloody cliche...

She's from Bristol isn't she?

Everyone has been crap tonight so far

bingo already nooooo!!! FIXXXXX!!!

Remind me again why I watch this truly awful 'fixed' show??

I agree. I don't think the songs have 'suited' any of their voices.

Oh yes, I got the 'please vote'. Filling up nicely.

agree mimsy - its like she's had too many e numbers!

Ah, yes, but, if Mary doesn't scrape her hair back, Louie will say shes Dawn French.

I can't believe someone is paid to advise Mary to wear a Poundland tree decoration in her hair.

A dog! A dog!

Which one is Jane Mcdonald?
I thought everyone had a heart This is what you get for skipping your biology classes!
Knew I'd miss something important.

Singer on advert at the moment singing Elton is much better than anyone on the show so far. Well done John Lewis.

No no no. MUST we have this every week people? Mary is from Scotland, near Glasgow.

john lewis advert! cunningly using an Elton song!

Haha spikemomma

No. She's a chicken sexer from Bristol.

why did they put her in a tent?

Was that Katie singing the John Lewis ad??

Doing Elton all night is really tedious

different if it were Elton doing 'em