Double eviction tonight on X Factor

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This week and next week apparently. I really am hoping that Katie will go. I am just not taking to her or her reported behaviour at all.

Oh, manic eyes. Is he off his tits or always like that?

Hahaha Dermot "Where have you been?". Quite.

It's a cover of a nickelback song, wondered why i knew the lyrics

funny x post with potpourri. He is Mr flat arse.

lucky bastard

V excited about Kylie, hoping she sings live.

i would rather downnload porn thanks dermot!

I get sensory overload watching XF. All the flashing lights, graphics and screams give me a headache.

Dire. If he was singing in a pub I'd go to the bog or the bar.

dermot was funny on celeb juice

Although i'm not sure why I would know the lyrics to Nickelback

I quite fancy him.

Or is it the wine?

I have no bum either so we're a good match

We must do the Louis Walsh thing next week. Winner gets a package of Swiss choc. Proper stuff not that Lindt cheapy stuff.

I can't stop watching Dermot for the swinging leg thing!

My girlcat was just watching shane sing. I said to my DH "Aww, she likes it, she's watching the tv!"
She promptly turned her head and glared at me.
She is currently licking her bottom in time to the music.

OMG i want choc!!

Yaddah, yeah I thought Mary was terrible in the group!!

Dermot looks like a Julian Opie painting of himself.

Did that Ad just suggest that a Susan Boyle album would make kids worldwide happy, or am I missing something?

Time to break out the chocolate biscuits. I need therapy after that pile o'shite.

And they were mming, so there aren't even nerves and seing live to blsme!

Nadine charted at 26 today, not too cracking

I can't believe that SuBo is singing a Lou Reid song- she hardly conjures up heroin chic, does she?