x-factor -results!

[Raahh]

removing sordid thoughts of Matt and Katie-
who is gonna go??

Every time I read about Katy perry and russel brand, they're always going on about how they've set each other strict rules. I fear that cannot be a good thing.

I love Katy Perry!

Maybe it's just his dark eyed warpped Johnny Deppness that makes me think he would be a good shag - mind you Johnny does because he looks like he is insane whereas I reckon Aiden is actual;y insane.

Can't understand what Katie too longer nose and eyes close together is singing either. She just said waste of space which makes me think she is singing about herself or her fiance!

She is painful!

Stunning looking girl but WTF is she wearing?

great body, crap shouty voice,

She looks ready for aerobics with the Green Goddess

Is she on something - googly eyes asnd not quite hitting the notes in tune

Evening folks.

God this song is shite.

Is is just my tv or does Katy Perry sound all shouty?

Mary works in Tesco? Why the fuck didn't they say so?

great body but bloody awful voice

Are you Show of Hands after, erm, Show of Hands then? That would make sense.

This song has no melody at all. Is that on purpose do we think?

What is Katy Perry shouting about!?

Oops, sorry Ivana. I'm sure yours looks fab

Katy sounds like she has Russell's cock in her gob.

Stuck for what to wear on a night out?? Want to make an impact when you arrive??? dye your hair purple and dress like a spandex firework, camel toe innevitable but whack some glitter on it and it will be fine

its quite embarassing to listen

I always want to give her a good bath and some cream for the itch.

I don't like Katy perry. I'd happily listen to some folk though.

DH insists that we listen to radio 1 in the car, so I'm absolutely certain that I despise pop music. And yet I watch this...

ROFL @ SOH

Channelling Jane Fonda now, look.

What lyrics are we all getting. I'm hearing 'even firing the hoo hoo loo, baby your fire is burst, grunt grunt, something about bazookas'

My ears are bleeding...

I think that cat suit must be causing her camel's toe to be causing her some discomfort!

fireworks apparently

Let's get Kate Rusby on.

That'd show 'em.