X-Factor - Week 2!! Musical heroes.....

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After last weeks not very inspiring set list, this week the acts are meant to be singing

John Adeleye - A Song For You (Donny Hathaway)

Storm Lee- Born To Run (Bruce Springsteen)

Mary Byrne: Dusty Springfield?s ?You Don?t Have To Say You Love Me?

One Direction: Kelly Clarkson?s ?My Life Would Suck Without You?

Treyc Cohen: Purple Rain

Katie Waissel - I?d Rather Go Blind (Etta James)

Wagner- Help Yourself (Tom Jones)

Cher Lloyd ? Hard Knock Life (Jay Z)

Paije Richardson ? If I Ain?t Got You (Alicia Keys)

Belle Amie ? ?You Really Got Me?

This is an unconfirmed list. Theme wise, it is as tenuous as last week- is Kelly Clarkson really a musical hero to 5 teenage lads?

Looking forward to Wagner

Yes, they are lovely and sweet, but I don't want or need to see them being pressed into boyband service.

they all appear to be wearing wellies

Fucking hell- the one on the right actually has a wand erection

hopefully one direction ........ off

He really does enjoy being on stage then...

That's the sick one Barbara. In more ways than one...

Yes, celeb tomorrow is Katy Perry.

Cheryl looks horrendous tonight. Hair is horrible with the fake pigtail and her colour clashes with her lippy.

Oh I've just wikipediaed and I'm sad that they're not realy a band,t hey're a bunch of boys put together during hte x-factor thingy.

Maybe they took style tips from the Yeo Valley farmers, re the wellies?

They were crap!

lol barbera i thought that too

Aw I think they're great!

Why has Simon dressed them like that? "I'm thinking rural urchin, turn of the century. But cleaner. Make it so"

Not sure why they called wand erection

Yes, Hammer pants and wellies.

Some new fangled farmer/pooed pants/MC Hammer look?

I'm not getting it.

DD clearly is.
Apparently she's going to marry Harry

I wonder if Wanger is banging Mary backstage.

I think they are dressing themselves.

First Christmas advert! Woohoo!

Oh ffs xmas adverts with xmas music :( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not until AFTER Halloween.

Anyone else wonder if that rotating volume brush on the advert would just result in a tangled mess?

It's not christmas until I see the coca cola advert

arghh IvantaOuiOu lol scary thought lol

holidaysarecomingholidaysarecomingholidaysarecoming

I agree with juneybean - Christmas begins with 'holidays are coming'

This thread is hilarious! I can't match the wit but do love those cute little boys (in a nice way as cheryl said!)

Looking forward to Cher too