X- Factor! Boot Camp!

[Raahh]

Anyone watching?

(DD2 has failed to materialise this week, so am eating spicy chilli with pineapple washed down with gaviscon).

Sooo glad the dull auditions are over.....

Lynette - it is called "X" magazine, sort of a pop younger cousin to "Q". It features not just X-factor acts but associated stuff. Meant to be quite good! The editor is the guy who runs the Popjustice website.

half an hour...

Giraffes, your name is very cryptic. What gives?

is it an Alexandra Burke reference, Giraffes?

I do like Simon's sparkly car

So is he getting the oldies and Dani the groups? Cheryl the girls and Louis the boys?
That's what I reckon anyhoo.

here we go...

Are we staying here ?

ooo, is that a Bingo already? "I wanna be a contender"?

I hope Cheryl doesn't get the girls- think that may be quite a strong group, and she has won it twice already...

Receptionist my eye

I think dani gets the boys

Madonna laydee. WHat a lick arse.

Such a liaaaaar

First parts a childrens book, rest is alexandra song yes.

Stick a fork in her, she's done.

I must get the turkey out the freezer.

No baby yet then Raah? How are you doing?

This is the Lady of the Night, yes? Or is that Chloe?

Is anyone else watching on stv hd? It's out of synch slightly!

Oh she can sing though. But she would get on my tits no end. So she must gooooooooooo

so shes \already got a deal?

This is the girl with a record deal in America. She is totally unlikeable. I hope she goes home.

Oh yes Raah! Any contractions? How far are you over?

Are they allowed on if they have a record deal already?

Although I read that that storm bloke has an album.

Chloe is the call girl

aah its like the days of BGT

Eager Beaver Diva. As a row of rhinestone tents.

I don't think they know she has a record deal at this point