My Child's Big Fat Birthday Party BBC1 10.30pm

[MollieO]

Anyone planning to watch this? I am, complete with my judgey pants in place .

Olivia, you drunkard! Nice barn.

Yeah, spub. My DS is having a griffin and a leprechaun for his birthday. He wanted a chimera but it was already booked up.

well I was impressed Olivia! haha

hopefully he will be happy with all that

Haaa! It's a soft play centre!

We've got a minotaur and a mermaid.....!!!

Why do all the boys have tragic hair??

could you imagine being married to Jimbo

there is a children`s party entertainer round here called Mr Fumble

YOU JUST WUNT HAVE HIM WOULD YOU.

An 'inflatable team'

so they are spending £15 grand on a party for 14 children?

That party planner is a bit indiscreet. I hope the parents who've spent fifteen grand don't mind him openly laughing at them on TV!

DH has just come in from work and can't quite believe what he's seeing.

That Benfleet woman is disturbed!

A feathered basque for a children's birthday party? I'm pulling my judgey pants up over my eyes .

Hmmm.

Mr Fumble PMSL

I know someone who spent 25 grand on a Bar Mitzvah.

OnEdge

Doesn't Anton look like his Dad

'Party organiser Jimbo Sinclair'....laughs all the way to the bank.

Anton's dad

Is the inflatable team for lips and boobs?

Does Jodean have a Victoria Beckham complex, do you think?

I feel a bit sorry for Anton. He needs another 85 friends, surely.

14 children?! Surely that's a mistake - that's £1000 a head!

DH thinks that Joedean should have spent some of the party money (or botox money) on her teeth.

Oh My giddy Aunt; I just can't believe what I'm seeing. Nutters, the bloody lot of em.

Lol at Anton's mum earlier in the programme; she didn't really need the helium, did she?

How much food!