My Child's Big Fat Birthday Party BBC1 10.30pm

[MollieO]

Anyone planning to watch this? I am, complete with my judgey pants in place .

That "hilarious" party guy is...erm...actually are we sure that isn't David Walliams in character?

I wonder what mess I'd end up wearing if I got my 8 year old dts to chose my clothes - eeeh!

Some people haven't gotten over playing with dollies have they?

Poor kids - "I didn't pay all that money for you to be outside" But they were having fun!

is there a dad? its mad. My niece had animal man this year, afew spiders and a rabbit, she was very happy!!

'I didn't pay all that money for you to be in the garden. Get back in the barn'

OMG!!!! a 9 yr old on a motorbike!
Has he had an accident or been ill btw? what's going on with his hair?

i feel sorry for other kids not getting a motor bike having it rubbed in their faces

Botox much...

Am watching it on my own and just can't stop saying "wtf?!"

My 8th birthday party is the only one I can remember (and that's because my mum made an awesome cake!). These kids just aren't going to remember it in a few years.

Dear god!

We are raising the most spoilt generation of kids EVER who are all going to completley brick themselves when they enter the real world of work when they grow up.

All of those women bar non, come across as extremely sad and desperate

ha haa cat !

Can't wait to see this unicorn.

I used to get drunk in that barn in my youth

Ingles - she got it cut like that!

oh yeah botox and lip fillers galore there

The cat was ace OnEdge.

Am watching and all I can think is OMFG, OMFG, OMFG

What a bunch of utter twats

D'ye think any of the mums are MNers?

What peculiar eyebrows.

My judgey pants are on fire tonight.

God, unicorns are soooooooooooo last year.
Where are all the other mythological creatures?
This programme is compulsively revolting.

ps - how many of those kids do you reckon washed their hands before eating?

spub

no! weird!!!!! (hair that is)
Have to say though the kids don't seem that grabby... more reluctantly accepting of their mad mums

I think my DD and her friends had just as much fun in our garden with a paddling pool and a pinata this weekend. None of the kids really seem to be enjoying it that much more than your average party.

I think they are NMers LacksDaisies.

10's of thousands

Why?

Its so sad how its always the parents. The children are really quite nice.

spub?