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Jive Bishop and The Surfettes: Surfing on

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 13/06/2017 17:01

Welcome to our support thread for anyone struggling with cocaine. Whether you want to quit, cut down or are someone whose life is affected, all welcome.
We offer non judgemental advice, tips, some absurd chat and most importantly lots of support and encouragement.
Come and join and we'll hopefully all help each other to surf the urges! Smile

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serialtester · 01/07/2017 08:47

Morning! Looks like some heroic surfing of choppy waters was done last night! Have a great Saturday everyone!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 10:31

Good Saturday morning. Waters were very choppy last night so well done all those who stayed on board.
Bit hungover. Got up and dropped a whole mug of coffee so I've been cleaning the kitchen! Not the best start.

Ponz and Dusty hope you frogmarched yourselves to bed last night and avoided temptation.

Hooch It's been a while since you strayed off your board. Hope you're alright. It's horrible when you're so wired you can't sleep. Look after yourself today.

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HoochiMama · 01/07/2017 14:27

Slept ok in end as took sleeping tablet, woke up feeling like a zombie! Packed DS off to his dads and I'm currently deep cleaning the kitchen Confused Hope you're all having a good day x

HoochiMama · 01/07/2017 18:45

Oh frigging hell, I appear to be going on an all weekend bender. Pray for me Shock

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 19:02

Easily done Hooch. The old vicious circle of the coke bender. I'm not drooling at the thought of it at all
Try and get a normal night's sleep tonight if you can. I think I need to pop round to yours later anyway. Do you have an oven dish I can borrow? Grin

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HoochiMama · 01/07/2017 19:14

Sorry not helpful if you're trying to surf. Was all set to finish it and go to bed but someone says more and my 'sod it' brain says yes. Welcome round for an oven dish, shoe, anything you like Smile

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 19:26

Oh Hooch It's difficult isn't it? You have been managing to keep of it for long periods of time though so there's some inner strength in you somewhere!

I'll be over to you in 5. You have been warned. I am Mrs Bad Influence Grin Although obviously not trying to hit on you, that would be a bit weird.

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ponzusoup · 01/07/2017 21:48

I've crashed and burned and am in bed. Hooch be kind to yourself when you finally stop. Sending a hug. Exhausted here. That's what it does to you I have no grip. Feel sad.

serialtester · 01/07/2017 22:01

Did someone say oven dish?!! Am being very French tonight and not Columbian!!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 22:01

Get your head down Ponz Some of the sad feeling is just because you've depleted all the feel good chemicals in your brain (these are not scientific terms) but you will feel brighter tomorrow. x

I'm all tucked up in bed myself this abstinence thing is turning me into a right unsociable fucker!

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serialtester · 01/07/2017 22:02

Am laughing at lost hitting on hooch!! Should I buy a hat?!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 22:05

Excellente Serial. We were all invited to an oven dish borrowing party at Hooch's..probably for the best we didn't all go... Grin

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 22:07

Aha, I hope Hooch realised I was joking. She disappeared sharpish after that comment. Grin

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serialtester · 01/07/2017 22:29

Wave your oven dish in the air like you just don't care - that's lost and hooches first dance. Ponz is in charge of choosing the shoes for the bridal party. As bishop I will do the snorting, I mean marrying!!

serialtester · 01/07/2017 22:32

Is there any impediment or a complicated on tick situation with a coke dealer or shoe to prevent this marriage?!

serialtester · 01/07/2017 22:33

You may now sniff the bride.
I'm quite French - sorry!!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 22:33

Fuck it, let's do this. The party sounds amazing.
The cake can be in the shape of a giant shoe. Smile

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 22:35

and we need a venue with gigantic luxury toilets.

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serialtester · 01/07/2017 22:44

I'm planning my marrying robes.

serialtester · 01/07/2017 22:46

I'll be barefoot (I.e shoeless) as befits a woman of god. Unlike Ponz who will be waving giant shoes from the pew.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 22:47

I'll write the world's longest rambliest speech which of course I'll think is both witty and amazingly meaningful. Grin

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HoochiMama · 01/07/2017 22:47

I'm very confused, I did reply to your message Lost saying come over with your oven dish or shoe or whatever... Don't know where that message went but having said that I have been drinking etc since 1pm Confused I have totally overindulged and will pay heavily in the morning. Happy for you to be Mrs BI, he's just left Love you all xxx

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/07/2017 22:52

And we'll have a free bar and lots of lovely barmen. Yoga Tim will be performing the task of naked waiter, carrying silver trays of champagne in just a small apron.

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HoochiMama · 01/07/2017 22:57

Sounds lovely, looking forward to being Mrs Lost.but won't Mr Lost mind? Blimey I'm smashed, best go I think...

serialtester · 01/07/2017 23:01

Naked Yoga Tim?!!! Oh my!