The bishop leads the turkeys out of dangerous waters. Arm bands optional.

[serialtester]

Open!!

Filled with self-loathing as is standard

Oh Sunday, you'll feel better later. You poor thing.

I've had about 3 hours sleep but I feel so stupid and irresponsible. If only I could bottle this feeling and bring it out whenever I feel tempted to dive of the surfboard.

You were me this time last week Sunday. It's a vile feeling but you know it will go by later on. I know what you mean about bottling it to remind you next time you're tempted. I have managed to resist this weekend and feel great sorry to rub it in. I was bored shitless both evenings and would have killed for a line but what put me off was that I had things planned both days and couldn't face them with the horrors, including seeing my mother today! Don't beat yourself up, tomorrow is another day. Sending hugs xx

Well done Hooch and serial and everyone else that stayed on board. laughed about ba`ttered Mon Cherie.

Sunday hug for you and also Happy Birthday! Back on the board with us.
I find celebrations like birthdays, New year, Christmas, big parties, weddings (the list is quite long!) the hardest. I always associate them with getting wrecked.

It's flipping impossible to remind yourself of the consequences when you're caught up in the moment and craving the white stuff. Then the next day, you remember why you hate cocaine . I still haven't quite fathomed out how to beat that late night fuck it tendency.

I went to bed at 10 last night and slept for 12 hours! I think all these years abusing my body with drugs are catching up with me. Sometimes I think if I didn't have an alarm or dc to wake me up I might actually sleep for a week

How did I forget to mention? You saved someone's life yesterday, Sunday ! I think you need to wear your pants outside your trousers today and a cape.

Happy Birthday Sunday!

Can't believe that I drank so much last night that I turned French!!

I'm sure everyone in the pub was impressed. Mange tout Marlene.

Haha lost!! Wondered why I was wearing a string of onions when I woke up!

Thanks all! Feeling more subhuman than superhuman today

At least you haven't turned French though Sunday.

Be kind to yourself Sunday the self loathing doesn't help x

Serial: Bonjour monsieur, I aim tres b`atteured, petit filous and Merci beaucoup my friend.
Cab driver: let's get you home love.

Creme de la menthe Serial I didn't realise you were all so continental
Sorry you are feeling crappy Sunday - but you did save someone's life, I'm picturing you in a Wonder Woman outfit wearing arm bands you can get back on the board today.
I had wine, but not too much so much for dry March and had too much sleep, so now I have the dozy feeling of having been wasted last night but just from sleep - what's that all about

Happy birthday Sunday! Well done for saving someone's life! Pat yourself on the back for that instead of being hard on yourself

Another clean night last night, was working at a party and the guests were not too discreetly passing it round in the kitchen but it wouldn't have been very professional if the ambassador started getting stuck in

Drove past the pub on the way home last night and could have so easily been tempted but went home instead and fresh as a daisy this morning!

Good stuff, lady you have an interesting job! I'm imagining you walking round the party with Ferrero Rocher on a platter.

I have that this morning, Zig I've overdosed on sleep. I can't even do sleeping in moderation

Zut alors, going out for a pub lunch.

'ope you av something delicieux pour ze lunch and attende in ze armbands.

Loosely translates as: enjoy your ploughmans and keep surfing.

Le armbandes are alwayz on ze armies. Bon voyage!

Haha!! Fererro Rocher 😂. It's a bit more risqué than that (not as risqué as coke on silver platters though mmm, yum!)

It all sounds very glamorous, Lady.

Been feeling a bit low today, for no real reason. Just haven't got much get up and go today . Maybe it takes time to adjust to life being on an even keel after the extreme highs and lows of the coke life? Maybe I'm talking rubbish..

Hoochi your surfboard's been very quiet, are you ok?

Hope everyone's sailing smoothly on calm seas this Sunday evening. Don't try and say that when you're pissed.

Evening all well done to those firmly on their surfboards!

Sunday happy bday! Don't feel too much guilt, it's done now so don't torture yourself mentally.

Ahoy surfers! All present and correct here and still firmly on board. Had a nice day visiting family but feeling a bit flat now too Lost. Am amusing myself by going on Tinder to try and find a date for next weekend. God help me based on past experience!

Happy Birthday Sunday, hope you're feeling better now.

Lady, I'm intrigued as to what your job is now. Can you give us a clue?

Glad you're still on board, Hooch and Got and have a clean weekend under your belts!

Hopefully the crappy flat feeling goes the more time we're clean? It's difficult because my brain knows it has a go to remedy to feeling a bit meh of an evening..

We all need to come along to one of Lady's parties and see for ourselves. A giant silver platter of coke sounds like fucking heaven.

The crappy flat feeling never goes. You just drink until you're French! Smelled it this afternoon out of nowhere. Want it BADLY. Just one line. Jesus this is hard.