can we talk about acting chief constable Sue sim please

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discalimer

this thread is trashy, irrverent and not at all focused on her hunt for a murderer.

but OMG HEr hair
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DO THEY NOT HAVE HAIRDRESSERS IN NORTHERNLAND?
has she been camping with him?

i make this pronouncement being all "beauty mythed" up.
i am sorry.
there is no reason to look like you have a bracket coming out of each side of your head

Lolol at this whole cracking thread.

Poor old Sue. Like that poor sod who buggered up Gordon Brown's campaign.

PMSL 'barm cakes'

Cod the notherners on MN are going to kill you.

YESYES she is doing a V important job and is up against a load of blokes, Jane Tennison etc.

But bless her someone friendly should have pointed out that Camilla Parker Bowles hair circa 1986 is not teh way to go.

I work hard and have pressured life with grumpy bloke colleagues. But I don't have a root perm.

i love it

I have just burst out laghing at that brackets comment Warren (who are you btw )

i know how to do northern fgs

Thank God someone else has noticed - I cannot concentrate on the news for looking a her and wondering why? I bet her colleagues are all pissing themselves. Love the random eyeshadow too.

So can I.

It's Heather Shimmer lipstick, no?

It's heather shimmer lipstick on her eyes fgs.

She looks like she buys all her make up from Amway home parties.

her hair is like a trefoil

gawd Amway make up

I once bought a green cream 'to counteract the redness' fgs

this was yonks ago when I was young and had money impressionable

i bought a heather shimmer the other month when there was soem kind of bogof on.
i still kind of like it

I had a lilac shimmery lipstick.

Also a eyeshadow duo - silver glitter and charcoal. I wore the silver glitter right up to t'eyebrow, and the charcoal on my lid.

I looked like something from Pans People.

They had coffee shimmer as well.

Made me look corpse like.

i had a miners one that was like a metallic grey/blue

not lipstick????

i loved my miners silver lipstick it looked really nice on.

I'd like heather shimmer if it didn't shimmer, if you get me?
Good colour, bad shimmer.
Clearly no one told that to poor Sue.

Believe you me, she's no better on the radio, hadn't seen her on the telly but heard her press conference today and just KNEW it was she who Warren is obsessed with talking about.

She talks like she has a gobstopper in her mouth, and so slowly, it worries me how she has got to Acting Chief Constable when by the time she has shouted "Oi, you're nicked!" the miscreant will be two miles away.

Maybe she has a huge lucky 3 leaf clover under there

Is it me or does she have different coloured eye shadow on each eye in the OP's link?

and the tailoring on her jacket is appalling. I feel sure she cares not a jot mind you....

I was going to post this exact thing, but worried about getting flamed for bypassing the real issue!

She looks like she hasnt got her head out of the 80's. She speaks like she went to finishing school - pronouncing every single sound!

She is trying to do posh, and hide her NE accent, and it just sounds odd.

My brother does the same thing.