miserable ageing chat - no fuckers welcome

[NoahDear]

only us

Well I caught the eye of a handsome stranger a couple of weeks ago and it did knock years of me...for the rest of the afternooon...

Ooooh Kerry - I have one of those too

Dh2 is 35!!

Hurray for the much younger lover. Is he the guy from the chess thing? Does everyone know about this except for me?

is that to Kerry 100x? [puzzled emoticon]

oh fgs

you have all been tlaking in break.
ROFL at LTEC dyunamic days shopping

41 here and horribly, horribly fat and aged...! Keep losing a stone, putting it on, losing it, putting it on. Oh joy.

Can't believe Bruce Springsteen is 60 next week!

Just don't understand how this getting to being 40 thing has happened - what happened to my 30's?

well ds3 and I cleaned the bathrooma dn all those mirrors made me realise that no make up will erase the work of two bottles of wine between three last night.

SO i took it off and I think I looked better fgs

ME admitting I might look better sans maquillage is bad

we will not discuss weight here - its too dull

i feel i have lost control here.
I will find some nice music for us and sort it out that way

but I love mac elebtric blue

here listen to this

Bah! I'd happily trade being empowered for a less wobbly tummy

Well that's all v. exciting Kerry. Am pleased. Sorry Lill - yes, was to Kerry, though if you'd like to tell me about your young lover, I don't mind listening, chess or no chess

Oh yes, fgs - get the slap off. Wear v. little but well.

I'm handing out information here like that's what I do. Am just showing off. I'm a 40 y-o show off

Yeah - I'm down to using one brown eyeliner to put a bit under my eyes and a bit on top of my eyes and sort of smudging it everywhere in the hope I look mysterious. Bit of brown mascara and that's that. Apart from when I see shiny lipglosses for 50p on sale in the Body Shop...

Also am loving the Dove pro-age shower cream - sad to say it really has made my skin a lot softer

dilly I knew you would think the thread had gorn off piste

I am still too fat

and look like a corpse sans make up

you ARE lordign it about 100

I will be make up consultant.
I went out as cruela last night and after I had done my make up i looked at the bad the wig came in and SNAP it was me here she is

sory phone call
the cat has gone walk abotu again - have to go and get him
complete strangers ring me about him

I think Boots does its own bleaching. You can get it online. I often bleach my 'tache. Or wax it.

Get it waxed or threaded, Riven. Those bleaches can be harsh on the skin.

I'm channelling my inner Lauren Bacall

Wax it

You can wax it yourself, they sell wax for facial hair etc, I know it.

Can I join the fogeys clan?

Most days I still think I'm about 24. I'll be talking with "young people" and mention maybe something or someone from 'our childhood' and they'll look at me as if to say but that was like a million years before I was born!

When I had my dd1 a midwife walked into the room when my legs were akimbo and remarked that I looked far too young to be having a baby. I was really offended until my next contraction.

Today I am now an old walrus! Help!