What to wear to uber trendy gig tonight?

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

The main objective is to look effortlessly stylish.

The outfit must work with my coat du jour. A gun metal grey pea cot with massive turquoise and gold buttons (so nice)

I'm thinking jeans to balance the bling of the coat, but , meh.

what gig

coat hot?

lolol antipasti

eton mess

its chas n dave

lol

do people say trews except on mn

linen trousers. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The coat is key as we are going for drinks first and will be standing outside (smokers) plus I love it.

Not linen trews if genuinely uber trendy

Who is it? Then can advise with full knowledge.

not linen trousers fgs
unless you want to be 'comfy' ROFL

Skinny jeans and boots I reckon. Let teh coat do the talkin....

tis the gig that inspired my cunting non committal cunting friends thread last night, which amazingly had no one posting to moan about the swearing.

Hot club de paris.

i htink the linen trews was a mn cliche ?

will you be standing at gig

Agree deffo NOT LINEN trews.

I don't own linen trousers.

In fact I don't own linen anything, except bed.....

IT WAS A JOKE! do i need to point out he eton mess was too?

cunting

What a great word. Gets used alot in my office.

uber trendy gig = sitting down in neat rows, me thinks not.

Keep yer hair on cod

i knew it was a joke thats why i lol

who is it come on i want to know who is uber trendy

opera glasses

lolol

am nsiggering here

yes and i want to judge away

heheheh
oyu ll SO regret that title

u are afraid we wont agree on uber trendiness