sytle and beauty roll call. Have you ..............?

[CodGuevara]

washed and dreid your hair today( in a style)

got jewellery one( do not say " oh yes i always wear xyz" no we are talkign jewellery to compliment an outfit)

got any make up or skincare on?

yes
no
yes

Yes - wash, blow dried and straightened. I look horrific otherwise.

No.

Yes - I am a makeup addict. I feel and look human with my face on.

yes x 3

Yes, washed, but allowed to dry naturally
Yes, necklace and earrings to compliment my dress
Yes, cleanser, toner and moisturiser, but no make-up

No (normally would have striaghtened it even if not washed but was running late and wasn't going anywhere exciting)
Yes
Yes

No. Well, sort of. Washed and put up out of the way of vomit and little grabby hands.

No. I tend to lacerate my son with any jewelery I put on.

No. Sigh.

yes

yes

yes

always every day

No, wait, skincare - I have good cream on with factor 15.

2loudboys

The Versailles look - whole family (father, mother, two sons, two daughters) in beige bermudas (M) or pedal pushers (F) and Lacoste shirts in navy blue (very conservative family) or rainbow effect (for the more daring) and Bensimon sneakers. Men/boys have short back and sides, women/girls a bob, poss with hairband otherwise hairslide.

The Neuilly look - women with waist-length hair past 40, diamonds, sprayed on jeans and progressive plastic surgery (nose job at 20, boob job at 35, Botox at 45 and full face lift at 50. Liposuction after children (3 max). Fur coats at first hint of cold weather; high heeled boots in winter, high heeled strappy sandals in ssummer.

Corporate woman look - above knee length skirt suit, bare well-waxed and toned legs, low heeled court shoes, Hermès briefcase, barely there make-up, short curly bob.

Then there's La Suisse Romanche look.

Look no further than here for details.

He smells of toothpaste, soap and quality aftershave, never of sweat or anything remotely unpleasant.

yes
no
yes

no
no
yes

washed and put goo on and left to dry hair (no hairdryer goes near mine. curly.
yes
yes

Yes
No
Yes.

No

No

Yes. moisturiser and Chanel foundation mixed. CLinique mascara & lipgloss. Mac eyeshadow.

yes / no (washed not styled)
yes
yes

yes
yes
yes

Always, even when poorly / not seeing anyone except for DH and DDs. Tis an a type of OCD methinks but makes me happy

yes
yes
yes

as always

yes x 3

Washed hair but not dried it. It's very curly and doesn't take kindly to drying.

Yes

Yes

Hair was washed night before - tis never really styled, but I have sussed making it look more tame now.

no

moisturiser - hayfever/eczema has screwed my skin round my eyes so badly it is all I can wear atm

Yes.

No. Rarely if ever wear jewellery.

Yes, both. Moisturiser with SPF; blusher, eyeliner and lippy.