styles oyu never participated in..

[FluffyMummy123]

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shell suits..[boak]

Thongs

Skinny jeans

Leather trousers/skirt/jacket

Uggs worn outside the house noooooo

Dress over jeans

white jeans

stilettos

shell suits

boy leg swimsuits

Never done/worn

Uggs
Crocs
Trainers outside the gym
Ballet pumps outside dance class
Any leather item of clothing
Any skirt more than 2 inches above the knee
Vest tops (or any others) with visible bra straps
Thongs protruding above waistbands

I have been trying ver hard to do the whole belt under bust thing, purchased a couple in an attempt to make jeans and t-shirty things look more "cool" but have failed miserably - I look ridiculous.

Leggings

Hats - of any sort

Shorts (city type) - surely they are for 6" 16 year olds with legs like babmbi?

Waistcoasts

Puff ball skirts

Ugg boots

poncho
shrug (why?????)
Legwarmers

I am a foe of unnecessary knits

oh and 'bolero' jackets (make you look like a twunt)

Is a side pony tail really tarty? 4yo DD requested one today and I did it. She has gone to a friend's house with it in and also done the school run. Actually she looks slightly ridiculous anyway because she is wearing a pink plastic belt round the outside of her yellow t-shirt and pushing a double 3-wheeler buggy.

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cyteen, i'm not against them but i just look horrendous in stripes, and i wanted a tattoo for years and couldn't decide what to have and i ralised i wanted a beige skin coloured tattoo and then it twigged.

are you a pirate btw?

LOL! I wish.

icod - Most certainly not. Heaven forfend! I have never worn placcy shoes - other than flip-flops - and never will. One of my sainted mother's mantras is that one should always wear leather shoes as they allow the feet to breathe. By clothing I meant garments: I am a stranger to leather jackets, trousers, skirts or anything more outre.

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Have Gok-type specs. Are they still cool or are they, like, so totally over?

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I was worried that was the case. Whither spectacle frames, do you think RubyRioja? Bugs' eyes, like sunglasses? The return of the Buggles-in-the-80s frame?

uggs - forgedit

puffball- puke

those revolting brightly coloured towelling/velour tracksuit battoms and tops with huge hoop earrings from Argos - I'd rather kill meself.

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the ones that jodie march and jordan wear.and that colleen woman with the piggy nose.

oh and tattoos. Strictly for the underclass IMO.