Jeans - wtf is going on?

[DonTBeacunt]

WTF if going on with jeans?

Why are they all messing with my lady parts? Like literally squishing and smooshing them in not a pleasant way. My poor parts feel a little bruised and chaffed.

1. I’m not wearing small knickers
2. sizing up or down makes no difference
3. this is from m and s pricing upwards (via John Lewis to Me +Em)

Has the COL shortened gussets?
have my perimeno labia grown to ridiculous sizes?
is it just me?

The ancient jeans I am wearing are also 7 for all Mankind! No crotch issues even though they are mid 2000s low rise ones.
I’ve started stretching my jeans when they come out of the washer damp, specifically in the crotch area, seems to have made a bit of a difference to two asos pairs I have. I’ve also ironed them which seems to have softened them - worth a try!

They definitely sound like the same style I have!!!

Excellent advice - I shall try this or dump all jeans x

You can tuck a folded flannel down the centre of the crotch of a pair of damp jeans while wearing them, sit and let them dry like that to stretch that seam.

What does that mean? And why are you describing yourself as “gal”?

You clearly have an enlarged mons pubis. There is nothing wrong with jeans as there are so many different jeans out there.

1. referring to an earlier poster who commented
2. gal - really? It’s been around for several centuries…. Google is your friend here
3. as the Mons Pubis decreases with peri/menopause and after several decades of wearing jeans prior to menopause when my mp may well have been “enlarged” yet strangely my jeans all fitted well and comfortably - this is unlikely to be the case

but OK