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What the hell are Jorts?!

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Toddlerteaplease · 25/04/2026 13:15

I just want knee length denim shorts. Which appear to no longer exist! Instead it’s Jorts.

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PeatandDieselfan · Yesterday 16:15

At least it makes more sense than shants (not sure to what extent that happened IRL, but those memes made me cry with laughter).

What the hell are Jorts?!
GrueyTwoey · Yesterday 16:18

I will not buy anything with a stupid name, there's one for those dreadful trainer/sandals horrors too.
I will die on this hill.

GrueyTwoey · Yesterday 16:20

AnneShirleyBlythe · Yesterday 16:08

Yes! I had green velvet ones with a matching waistcoat when I was 10 ! Was the height of kids fashion circa 1982!

Didn't you look like you were about to try out for the part of Principal boy in the local Panto?

Idstillratherbepaddleboarding · Yesterday 16:49

TomorrowMoreWorsts · Yesterday 08:22

I now want a pair of jorts.

I asked DS15, and he knew about jorts.

Me too! I’m going to get some 🤣.

Canonlythinkofthisone · Yesterday 17:22

Wicked123 · Yesterday 09:50

I seen a meme that said “cut my jeans into pieces, this is my ass in jorts” - be honest, who sang that to Papa Roach or was it just me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

SoUncertain · Yesterday 17:44

Agree!! @Toddlerteaplease have you looked at next? I found some nice denim shorts on their website. They're rolled up but they roll down to a little above the knee, so possibly not long enough but worth a look. Only think I didn't realise is they're button closed rather than button and zip, which is a faff!

Nenya · Yesterday 19:17

I was about to whine about jorts not being for me (I'd rather wear my Daisy Dukes!!) but those are lovely...

Folks asking about pedal pushers - I got Rag & Bone's Simone ponte capris last summer, plus a pair of denim pedal pushers from Mango. I have worn them everywhere from the office to the zoo and got loads of compliments. So while I think it would be stretching it to say that style has made a full-blown comeback, clearly plenty of folk like it! & I found them very comfortable, easy to style, and (not my favourite word but hey ho) flattering. Size 14, hourglass, 5 foot 5, if that info is useful.

SurferRona · Yesterday 20:57

truepenguin · 25/04/2026 13:35

Jeans...Shorts...that means Jorts.

Brilliant 🤣

im thankful OP. I read the thread and thought “jorts…. jeggings as shorts?….nooooooooo 🤮🤢”

AnneShirleyBlythe · Yesterday 21:23

GrueyTwoey · Yesterday 16:20

Didn't you look like you were about to try out for the part of Principal boy in the local Panto?

Yes ! 🤣🤣🤣

Thatfattrollop · Today 07:35

boatyardblues · Yesterday 08:29

See, I think jorts are baggier than the Next knee length jeggings posted above. My teen/young adult sons’ jorts are way baggier.

Agree. Wider, sort of a-line.

doglikescheeseontoast · Today 07:56

Falifornia · Yesterday 08:23

@ToddlerteapleaseSainsbury's!! Had a fab pair from there about 4 years ago which I’ve worn to death. Noticed they have them back in stock and will be picking a second pair up this week. Basically knee length jeans you can fold yourself or wear unfolded 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Same! They were called something different at the time, can’t remember what, but they last and last and last.

365GelatoDaysAYear · Today 11:59

GrueyTwoey · Yesterday 16:20

Didn't you look like you were about to try out for the part of Principal boy in the local Panto?

Principal Boy is a good look!

AllTheChaos · Today 12:08

PeatandDieselfan · Yesterday 16:15

At least it makes more sense than shants (not sure to what extent that happened IRL, but those memes made me cry with laughter).

My eyes! 😂

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