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What the hell are Jorts?!

99 replies

Toddlerteaplease · 25/04/2026 13:15

I just want knee length denim shorts. Which appear to no longer exist! Instead it’s Jorts.

OP posts:
PeatandDieselfan · 26/04/2026 16:15

At least it makes more sense than shants (not sure to what extent that happened IRL, but those memes made me cry with laughter).

What the hell are Jorts?!
GrueyTwoey · 26/04/2026 16:18

I will not buy anything with a stupid name, there's one for those dreadful trainer/sandals horrors too.
I will die on this hill.

GrueyTwoey · 26/04/2026 16:20

AnneShirleyBlythe · 26/04/2026 16:08

Yes! I had green velvet ones with a matching waistcoat when I was 10 ! Was the height of kids fashion circa 1982!

Didn't you look like you were about to try out for the part of Principal boy in the local Panto?

Idstillratherbepaddleboarding · 26/04/2026 16:49

TomorrowMoreWorsts · 26/04/2026 08:22

I now want a pair of jorts.

I asked DS15, and he knew about jorts.

Me too! I’m going to get some 🤣.

Canonlythinkofthisone · 26/04/2026 17:22

Wicked123 · 26/04/2026 09:50

I seen a meme that said “cut my jeans into pieces, this is my ass in jorts” - be honest, who sang that to Papa Roach or was it just me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

SoUncertain · 26/04/2026 17:44

Agree!! @Toddlerteaplease have you looked at next? I found some nice denim shorts on their website. They're rolled up but they roll down to a little above the knee, so possibly not long enough but worth a look. Only think I didn't realise is they're button closed rather than button and zip, which is a faff!

Nenya · 26/04/2026 19:17

I was about to whine about jorts not being for me (I'd rather wear my Daisy Dukes!!) but those are lovely...

Folks asking about pedal pushers - I got Rag & Bone's Simone ponte capris last summer, plus a pair of denim pedal pushers from Mango. I have worn them everywhere from the office to the zoo and got loads of compliments. So while I think it would be stretching it to say that style has made a full-blown comeback, clearly plenty of folk like it! & I found them very comfortable, easy to style, and (not my favourite word but hey ho) flattering. Size 14, hourglass, 5 foot 5, if that info is useful.

SurferRona · 26/04/2026 20:57

truepenguin · 25/04/2026 13:35

Jeans...Shorts...that means Jorts.

Brilliant 🤣

im thankful OP. I read the thread and thought “jorts…. jeggings as shorts?….nooooooooo 🤮🤢”

AnneShirleyBlythe · 26/04/2026 21:23

GrueyTwoey · 26/04/2026 16:20

Didn't you look like you were about to try out for the part of Principal boy in the local Panto?

Yes ! 🤣🤣🤣

Thatfattrollop · 27/04/2026 07:35

boatyardblues · 26/04/2026 08:29

See, I think jorts are baggier than the Next knee length jeggings posted above. My teen/young adult sons’ jorts are way baggier.

Agree. Wider, sort of a-line.

doglikescheeseontoast · 27/04/2026 07:56

Falifornia · 26/04/2026 08:23

@ToddlerteapleaseSainsbury's!! Had a fab pair from there about 4 years ago which I’ve worn to death. Noticed they have them back in stock and will be picking a second pair up this week. Basically knee length jeans you can fold yourself or wear unfolded 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Same! They were called something different at the time, can’t remember what, but they last and last and last.

365GelatoDaysAYear · 27/04/2026 11:59

GrueyTwoey · 26/04/2026 16:20

Didn't you look like you were about to try out for the part of Principal boy in the local Panto?

Principal Boy is a good look!

AllTheChaos · 27/04/2026 12:08

PeatandDieselfan · 26/04/2026 16:15

At least it makes more sense than shants (not sure to what extent that happened IRL, but those memes made me cry with laughter).

My eyes! 😂

Mansionscoldandgrey · 27/04/2026 16:35

If they're cut down jeans, then surely they should be called 'shorns' 🤔

diddl · 27/04/2026 16:48

Mansionscoldandgrey · 27/04/2026 16:35

If they're cut down jeans, then surely they should be called 'shorns' 🤔

Cutoffs?

nOlives · 27/04/2026 17:24

Thanks for the educational post 😁

ToadRage · 27/04/2026 17:53

I only came across this word on Friday while out shopping, was actually looking at swimming costumes but happened to like the long denim shorts on the next rack, I did a double take at the label saying Jorts!

IPoopRainblows · 27/04/2026 18:54

AnneShirleyBlythe · 26/04/2026 21:23

Yes ! 🤣🤣🤣

I had green velvet pedal pushers, I wore with cream knee high wool socks. I thought I was the bees fucking knees, threres a family
photo somewhere with me wearing them😂

Calliopespa · 27/04/2026 21:06

Toddlerteaplease · 25/04/2026 22:42

@dizzydizzydizzyyes. Exactly that! Thanks!

Yes what a relief they are, after all these street sweeping wide legs and bandy-kneed barrell legs!

Calliopespa · 27/04/2026 21:09

IPoopRainblows · 27/04/2026 18:54

I had green velvet pedal pushers, I wore with cream knee high wool socks. I thought I was the bees fucking knees, threres a family
photo somewhere with me wearing them😂

Were you growing up in the 80's? I had beige cord "knickerbockers" and then a pair of black velvet ones with satin bows on the knee for best. They were seen as avant garde and tres chic! Many compliments! I had knee high boots and looked like Puss in Boots!😺

Calliopespa · 27/04/2026 21:11

PeatandDieselfan · 26/04/2026 16:15

At least it makes more sense than shants (not sure to what extent that happened IRL, but those memes made me cry with laughter).

They look like they ripped as he hauled them over his thighs!

MaryBeardsShoes · 27/04/2026 22:07

Am I living in a parallel universe? They are just denim shorts… been around for decades!

Amiacoolorwarmcolour · 27/04/2026 22:26

I bought a pair very similar to the ones Cherrypie posted. I absolutely love them.
I feel too self conscious to wear short shorts or tight shorts.

peppercornrent · 27/04/2026 23:04

MaryBeardsShoes · 27/04/2026 22:07

Am I living in a parallel universe? They are just denim shorts… been around for decades!

Well I'm right there alongside you! I've had owned and worn knee length denim shorts since before I had children - and my oldest is 21.

Will Ferrell et al almost scared me out of them last year, but I'll soon be unpacking them again ready for summer!

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