Oh god, I'm crying with laughter, especially at the feet reviews being rated as helpful.
Also - took a 2nd look at the photo posted by OP and full disclosure, I own a pair of those boots 🤣🤣🤣. They aren't quite as gargantuan as they appear in the picture but they are quite a bit bigger than other galumphing footwear I own. Can post a photo with Timberlands and Doc Martens for comparison if anyone is arsed.😀