Fashion speak that annoys you?

[Britpopbaby]

Obsessed as I am obsessed with this top.
Cute to describe nearly everything.

Suits every body. Usually in an article about a dress etc that is shapeless so it will suit only the ver tall and very slim

Yes to all of these! One I hate is ‘booties’ - I think it’s an American term but it always makes me think of little knitted baby boots not something a grown adult would wear.

Anything where 'fit' is used instead of the word outfit.

”XYZ of dreams”
Usually said by an influencer who is being paid to love said item and said it about a different item last week.

What on earth is 'a chef's kiss'??

And what is 'dopamine dressing'?

'Teamed with....'
'A nude shoe' it's SHOES
'Wide leg trouser' it's TROUSERS!!!!!

'edits' that 'drop'

Yesss! Teamed with a plain white tee 🤮

The fact that to buy "a ditsy print trouser" and "a red lip" you need to "shop the edit".

Oh yes!

Came here to say ‘fit’ too - so irritating.

Iteration instead of version.
A thousand yesses to crisp white shirt and butter soft leather
Anything ‘statement’
’Glow-up’
Sartorial.
‘The style set.’

'Curated' instead of picked or chosen.

Oooh yes - “shop the edit” is very annoying.
Also “midaxi” and “shacket” and “desk to dinner”.

'A red lip'

Like, what colour shall I make the other one, then 🤔

I hate when people buy an item of clothing because its "useful". I could vaguely understand if it was like a rain coat and they are heading into a rainstorm, but it seems to be used for any item. I bought this £100 Toast top as it'll be "useful" 🙄

oh and yes, 'lip' or 'brow' rather than plural is so irritating

You have to leave it naked because the sodding stuff is so expensive you can't use it on both lips 💋

Wearing bright colours to cheer yourself up.

That stereotypical French chef move of making an OK sign with your hand and kissing it, then sort of flicking it up.

I watched a Youtuber the other day describe EVERY SINGLE THING she showed as supercuteandelevated. Couldn't stand the finish the whole video.

A recent one is ‘shop your wardrobe’ which I think means wearing clothes you’ve already got instead of buying any new ones ie NOT shopping!

Only on MN do you read 'A pop of colour' and it's always mustard or cerise pink.

I don't like 'Bang on trend!'.

It all drives me mad - piece, curated, capsule, pant. Makes me want to scream.

Colourway

It comes in a COLOUR. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Pure cotton… nothing’s ever just cotton
investment piece… as if it’s going to increase in value