I've just found the world's most disgusting earrings

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Don't look if you are of a nervous disposition. They're just wrong ... and so expensive, too.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294780833782?hash=item44a24e8ff6:g:~GoAAOSwO~JhvHoj

Dog penis bone necklaces? What?? Who on earth would want such a thing?

Oh dear - whatever have I started? What other very peculiar jewellery items are out there ... I'm not actually sure that I want to know!

Live insect jewellery?!

Surely you only have to watch 'Star Trek-The Wrath Of Khan' to see the potential for disaster there...

My objection is to their description as Victorian Art Deco...
Interesting but I wouldn't wear them.

Scarab jewellery is a real thing. What I hate is gold plated tat.