This is Mumsnet's fault. Don't remember how – some thread about a party frock or cheap leggings... You know how it goes.
Anyhoo, I have just tried on my first leather biker jacket, and it is DA BOMB.
But I have Questions...
How tightly is it supposed to fit? Will it stretch?
The Medium clutches my hips and rides up in the small of my back. No space for a chunky jumper underneath, although four thin layers fit just fine.
The Large accommodates a thick fleece with ease and allows a little swivel on my hips. However it drowns me at the shoulders, and the larger funnel neck looks odd zipped up. (My face is tiny and easily overwhelmed.)
My heart is with the Medium. But an extra pound of fat in the wrong place, and I'll never zip it up again.
What to dooooo?