@Paradyning I love your kindness to Stephanie, commenting on her manicure rather than her unfortunate trousers! I wonder if it was partly the photograph that made them look so bad?
Re: CPV's scraped back hair - I think @QueenOfTheAndals has a theory about her having shares in a hair gel company?! 
I actually think the cut and shape of Eug's dress today really works well on her. The v-neck crossover/wrap top flatters her shape and is a very welcome departure from those wretched high necklines she often favours, and which as we've all said before do not suit her ample bosom.