‘Cheshire Glamour’ for a wedding?

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I’m going to a wedding in a few weeks and was just booking a hotel so had another look at the invitation to check exactly where it was. I hadn’t noticed before but on the invitation it says ‘dress code - Cheshire Glamour’.

I was planning on wearing my generic wedding outfit of a knee length blue Monsoon dress and flats and now worrying I’m going to look a complete frump. I don’t really wear heels as I’m really tall and don’t like to make myself even more enormous. Should I wear something else? Nipple tassels maybe?

I’ve never even been to Cheshire before so I have no idea what to expect. Is Cheshire glamour similar to Essex glamour or is it classier? I’m basing this comment on Towie, I’ve never been to Essex either.

I live in Cheshire, not far from all the footballers, and have absolutely no idea what 'Cheshire Glamour' means. Sounds awful. Wear what makes you look and feel good 😁

I'm also close to Chester and never heard of Cheshire glamour.
Do they fancy themselves as one of the "housewife's of Chester"
Wear what you feel best in, then you will feel glamorous in your own right anyway.

I imagine they mean Cheshire wives style outfits, so yes think TOWIE (definitely not classier).

Ignore and wear your standard outfit, you'll look lovely and feel comfortable.

Heehee, they're probably thinking of Alderley Edge but you could always remind them that Runcorn and Crewe are Cheshire too and they aren't quite as, er, stylish.

I’m chester too. Waves to lottie. What madness is that though!

Wear your planned outfit but add vertiginously high heels, fake tan and a shit load of make up 😉

Cheshire Glamour, really? For real?
Get yourself a Botox session booked in and buy some massive heels if RHOC is anything to go by.

I live on the GM/Cheshire border and can’t stop laughing. I went to a wedding in Cheshire a few weeks ago and wore a Cos dress and flat sandals, I expect not up to scratch. I did get my hair blow dried though.

I dislike being told what to wear at weddings. Just wear what you want.

Wear what you want. If anyone complains, say you are rocking Cheshire faded glamour.

Surely no one will complain that you aren’t glamorous enough? Could you imagine that awkward situation.

I can only imagine it means tacky, tacky and even more tacky!

Yes OP you’re going sophisticated Cheshire glam if anyone asks. Christ I bet there’s some sights at that wedding For what its worth im footballer end of Cheshire too and i really don’t know what ‘Cheshire glam’ is unless it refers to the housewives programme. Dress exactly as you want, you’ll look lovely!!

It’s really odd as the groom is the most straight laced accountant type you could imagine. I’ve only ever seen him in very normal shirts and trousers. I really hope he’s wearing something magnificent at his wedding. A bejewelled cape or something.

A bejewelled cape or something.

Oh we should have more bejewelled groom capes at weddings!

No idea what you're meant to wear but I fear it may involve skyscraper heels and a bucket of fake tan as outlined above.

Is the bride called Chardonnay?

Nipple tassels are a must...……… I wont leave the house without mine.

Cheshire Glamour, botox, fillers and HD brows are required. Seriously though, wear your planned dress, you want to be comfortable and if everyone else is wearing car-to-bar shoes then I guarantee they will be off within the hour and you'll still be taller :-)

I think you need to provide an update after the wedding on what everyone was wearing!

Yes, please do update. I want to know what Cheshire glamour is.

Amazing! That's the worst wedding theme I have ever heard of.

They must be referring to Real Housewives of Cheshire. Don't they look......err...........ummmm.....glitzy.

Cheshire glamour?! That sounds horrid. So you're in for over the top make up, hair extensions, boob jobs, botox, lip fillers, loads of sparkle..if you don't have a designer clutch bag..you will be ridiculed!

Haha They are definitely suggesting the real housewives look but I’ve lived in alderley edge and the people all wear normal clothes just like any other village in Cheshire. I’d e eye rolling my way all round that wedding

Perhaps have a look at what is worn to Ladies’ Day at the Aintree Grand National meeting. Is that what they have in mind?

Make sure you are suitably vajazzled.

So what will the men be sporting? Or will this just pass them by completely.

Ignore it, pretend you never noticed.