Bring me the prettiest dress available to humanity

[MorrisZapp]

I'm going to a summer evening event and I need to fucking slay.

I'm average height, size 14 (but on diet) with big boobs. Can't go bra-less. Will wear bare legs with fake tan, and brown leather heeled sandals.

I want full on summer glory. Thinking green background with lush florals. Possibly flouncy. I want to look like a walking summer day. Money no object within reason. Open to short sleeves but not full length.

Any beauties out there?

“Ok found this on ebay, it's 'Billie and Blossom' and suspiciously cheap. Is it tat?”

They’re sold in Dorothy Perkins - so pretty cheap anyway, I quite like some of their stuff... they’re not bad, but usually pretty cheap material. I wear them to work.

Trying again
uk.monsoon.co.uk/view/product/uk_catalog/mon_1.2/6429416108

www.coast-stores.com/p/destiny-print-dress/2121945

This dress looks stunning and fits your requirements.

Always lots of gorgeous dresses at Anthropologie
www.anthropologie.com/en-gb/dresses

Bernie Dexter! There's a few different shapes of this print When I am rich, all my dresses will be Bernie Dexter ones.

Here are a few that kind of fit the bill and look pretty, good luck with the search.

www.karenmillen.com/gb/womens/new-in/pleated-floral-midi-dress/020620.html?cgid=new-in&dwvar_020620_color=83&position=36#prefn1=refinementcategory&prefv1=Dresses&page=3&start=36&categoryID=new-in

www.karenmillen.com/gb/womens/new-in/snakeskin-floral-lace-dress/020533.html?cgid=new-in&dwvar_020533_color=39&position=33#prefn1=refinementcategory&prefv1=Dresses&page=3&start=33&categoryID=new-in

www.net-a-porter.com/gb/en/product/1077687/diane_von_furstenberg/von-printed-silk-crepe-de-chine-midi-dress

Shamelessly following these dresses are amazing

I wish I needed to buy a new dress!!

@MorrisZapp I have 3 Billie & Blossom dresses, all of which I have worn to weddings - I get them from Dorothy Perkins. I am big on top and find the really flattering.
www.dorothyperkins.com/en/dpuk/product/dresses-5699972/midi-dresses-2312666/billie-blossom-petite-green-floral-print-dress-8305114?geoip=noredirect&cmpid=ppc_pla_UK_ip&utm_medium=cpc&istCompanyId=e0b51aa7-96c9-4550-a6f3-56b61a0b5995&istItemId=-mwwxttllm&istBid=tztx&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIp5i9qbXA4QIVipTtCh01tAXwEAQYAyABEgKHDPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Jigsaw. Over budget, blue not green and maxi.

Lurking placemark

I don't usually do pretty but wore this to a wedding recently and was surprised at how much I liked it.

www.coast-stores.com/p/felicity-printed-pleat-dress/2113598

What about something from needle and thread?

The Bombshell one looked good. I think wrap around is always very flattering

I think if you want to turn heads, the Coast one salsamad posted is The One. It is stunning.

@Montagu90 I love the Next dress. Any pictures of you wearing it? Did you need to pin the chest part as I find wrap dresses often gape open on me

Ok update. I've ordered the Blossom and Bloom dress I pictured earlier, but plenty of time to change mind. I was in town today and I tried on some Phase Eight dresses including the blocked graphic maxi. It is STUNNING, but it's just too long. Even with killer heels I'd be tripping over it.

I've found that quite a few of these 'midi' dresses look amazing on the website but frumpy af in real life.

Hope to have a winner soon, I can't thank you all enough for the gorgeous links.

This one

www.oliverbonas.com/fashion/green-ditsy-wrap-dress-240108. I tried this on recently and
loved it but is maybe not ‘evening’ enough?

Some of these dresses are so pretty but some of them are so frumpy and gross. At size 14 no need for such frumpiness!

Roussillon it is gorgeous but the OP is busty and that neckline doesn't tend to flatter the bigger of boob. If it had a v or sweetheart neck line it would be a different story.

I wore that Boden Ada dress to a wedding recently and felt brilliant in it.

(I’m also a size 14)

I’ve ordered the one LaurieFairyCake posted to get married in next month!

Not sure about it though...

I have this dress from Rixo.

It’s gorgeous and not long.

Ooh I love that Coast dress salsamad posted! This thread is like a work of art, I wish I needed a new dress.
What's the back story though Morris? Why do you need to slay? If it's just because you want to then you go girl!