I can't decide if I love or hate these shoes

[Zombiefly]

I'm strangely drawn to them...

I have slept on it and decided I am not nearly trendy enough to wear these. I use words like 'trendy' fgs 😂

Just looking at them makes my feet go funny! That front flap bit would dig into my front ankle area.

No

it's winter at the front but it's summer at the back!

it's winter at the front but it's summer at the back! Similar to what I always think about short sleeve jumpers

I don't hate the idea of them, the front is nice! I don't know though OP they look bloody uncomfortable to keep on and the kind of thing you'd see a blogger in for one of their pretend bloody OOTD photos where they stick on clothes they don't wear in their actual day to day for photos, before going back home to their comfy clothes and a tea.

at the saltwaters comment. spot on ; if it's not a pair of saltwaters, clarks hamble oak brogues, stan smiths or birkenstocks, it probably isn't going to get mass agreement anyway. Especially if it's not 'classic' or 'real leather'. With that said, they still aren't for me - sorry!

(at the saltwaters comment. spot on ; if it's not a pair of saltwaters, clarks hamble oak brogues, stan smiths or birkenstocks, it probably isn't going to get mass agreement anyway.*

I don't know, there were a lot of threads last year saying 'recommend me a pair of sandals but not saltwaters'.

They make my feet feel sweaty just looking at them!

On an aesthetic level they seem a bit "off" to me somehow, even though I generally like clumpy shoes.

Not my cup of tea

Oh dear.
They are absolutely vile.

It's a no from me

Ew no

I don’t mind them!

They are TERRIBLE.

Look at the picture of George I on this page. Particularly his feet. Look hard. Is that the vibe you are going for? Don’t.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_I_of_Great_Britain

ZOMBIE THREAD

I think they are really impractical with British weather.

In the summer you wouldn't wear them as they are too heavy.

In the winter you'd freeze, or cover them with long trousers/tights so what is the point?

You'd have a 2-4 week window every season. In reality they'd sit in the cupboard and look pretty.

I like them too!

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