Anyone else follow doesmybumlook40 and feel that the last few weeks/months in particular have just descended into some sort of manic, Davina McCall circa 1998ish, QVC channel?
Avon was on the market stall today - 3 for a pound, lovely and shiny take one home for your mother love. Three for a pound.
Free lipstick with that?
Everything with her is an advert now. Barely any non-PR/sales content.
Endless hyper vocal modulation on stories, actual screeching a lot of the time - who can put up with that?
And please stop fingering your eyes - that's not going to improve your eczema.
And the psychological issue with jeans, particularly skinny jeans.
The big dresses and skirts - I know all the other insta-mental mums are plugging these endlessly too - why?
Big dresses on tiny women.
BoHo will not make you look young - although it will make you look as though you work in a charity shop and get first dibs on the donations - if that's what you want to look like.
Bum is evolving a new enhanced 'fake forgetfullness' thing on stories which enables her to fill endless seconds restarting the same sentence without ever getting to the end or actual saying anything anyway other than, where are my sunglasses and aren't other people annoying and look at my spot, or I'm not wearing makeup, look at my eczema, watch me poke around my eyes with a long nail... yeuuch!!!
I don't know whether to feel sorry for one of the richest women on instagram that it has all descended to this or disappointed in myself for continuing to watch
Mind you, it could be going car crash, and I suppose that's worth watching for - the first instagrammed breakdown... they'd probably fake one anyway just for the stats..
That's another annoying thing.. trying to get people to contact them to boost the 'follower engagement' stats...
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Do you prefer this one or that one? message me now
Like Pavlov's dogs
Can anyone remember where I left my keys - message me now