Franny's Big Important EMERGENCY Skirt Thread of Vast Urgency

[FrannyandZooey]

Right you were all so helpful on the other thread but the skirt has turned up and it is all wrong for me

So now I need an A line skirt in a beautiful bold print which I can wear with a black top

WHICH I CAN BUY IN A SHOP BEFORE SATURDAY

for less than £40

Franny - this skirt ain't gonna happen.

Get a new apron

harpsi you are Too Old to be my goddaughter

I demand that my godchildren have dewy complexions and are at least a foot shorter than me

I like this one

Oh ruddy nora you have all been very kind (and then really QUITE TETCHY )

I am a fussy beggar

but I doooooooooo want a ski-iiii-rtttt

No worries Franny, I live in Stevenage and also prefer not to say

Just wondered if you were a train ride from Cambridge.

franny! look at my dress, it's on river island, it's great.

if you want sequins

am giving up and going to bed
good luck Fran
you will look fab even in yr jeans

yes, drop the skirt franny.
walk away from the skirt.
slowly, slowly.the skirt is history.
forget the skirt.
turn around
walk towards me
DON'T LOOK BACK!

(harpsi I must demur. Franny cannot carry off every one of these freaking skirts. Nobody can carry off 99% of these freaking skirts because they are vile)

coddy what WAS he saying?

tennis court in full flow, ds1 is OBSESSED, we play every day. I've just bought 144 new balls and a groovy ball picker upper basket thing

you could put a wee black cardo over it. i think it would be glam/modern/fun.

I don't want big tits

have thin thighs

don't want an apron

Greeny that is too pale and too yellow

hey! my complexion is dewy!

HAVE YOU LOOKED AT MINE?

Aitch I liked it but it was the wrong shape for me

Oh dear MrsB has given up, I am probably barred from the Style Shop now

Too Blue?

i am not posting teh shitey link again.

ha ha ha mrs badger!
everyone will be in jeans and a fleece and franny will come walzing in wearing a fully sequined purple shift dress!
fantastic!

mind you the cake would wipe off quite nicely...

hahahahahaha everyone is here now
Califrau go on find a skirt for franny.
I believe my shift is over
I am going to bed with Mrs Badger

Lio

was that what you were doing?

how very very kind

(you know, I think Cali might have a point....)

Although I have joined this thread late, I have read it and wondered which supermarkets you shop at cos Tesco and Sains have some great clothes at the moment!

greeny and saggars you should be ASHAMED at yourselves for posting those links.

go on, look at them. aren't they HORRIBLE?!

lol
yes franny oyu are doing a hting most women do ( as chornicled by dh - man of airrage)

women talk abotu somehitng for at least 12 times longer than it actually lasts for.

Too blue Saggars

Aitch it was the little thing on the front page wasn't it?