Join me on a month to holiday project

[BoffinMum]

So I have a month to go before I have to lie by the swimming pool in Italy and I look about as chubby and pasty as I have ever looked. Does anyone want to come with me on a journey towards full gorgeousness? Grooming n weight loss n that?

Sweetheart please tell me about those Clarins drops!

these are the Clarins drops - I brought them on the plane home last year on the recommendation of a very glamorous lady I met on holiday and they are fab. The bottle has lasted me all year - although I didn't use it much during the winter. I mix 2 or 3 drops of them into my foundation each morning to keep my face looking bronzed.

Ooh these look fabulous. Natural looking? I may nip into boots this evening and see if I can try them. Thank you sweetheart!

I've got a month left. My main concern is pasty white skin hence my interest in sweethearts 'magic' radiance drops from clarins. I shall ask for a trial go in boots this evening. I've been exfoliating and body brushing each morning and not eating crap or drinking alcohol (only since sat ). Not sure it's worth having my highlights done as last year it was so hot they all faded. Have some hair sun screen from last year that I'll use again - it's still within date.
Got the M&s summer beauty box but haven't tried the James Read self tan so interested to hear views on that.
I have a podgy belly but always have done so not likely to change in 4 weeks. I shall rely on big bikini knickers, fake tan and a 'fuck it' attitude. That all served me well last year.

I need to do something. I'm away at the moment but feel horrible. I've gained weight since I went away in April at an alarming rate. I must sort myself out before my next trip at the end of August.

I've tried the Clarins radiance self tanning drops in some cream on the back of my hands in Boots so we will see tomorrow how it looks. incidentally, for Clarins fans, they've got a great GWP gift on offer in Boots and possibly double points on Saturday