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Cremolafoam · 18/04/2017 20:07

There you go lovelies Grin

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Lalsy · 01/05/2017 17:40

I love that, CV.

Have sort of dyed hair and epilated one leg without bloodshed or disaster. I know you all want to know that.

Magi, I have been relishing your vacuum bag updates but have now forgotten where you got them - was it TK Maxx? Any particular make?

bigTillyMint · 01/05/2017 17:40

Hatty, don't panic - they were probably just as bleary-eyed and flushed! And that's a sign of you enjoying yourself, which is good!
Impressed that you can read after drinking!

Yes Cremo, how are you?

Dreamqueen · 01/05/2017 17:45

That's a great colour CV.

I've ordered the silver Hotter sandals. Thank you for the discount code.

Also ordered a load of hol stuff from TK Maxx, they've got some good stuff online at the moment.

I'm another one who is bleary eyed and bloated after a bank holiday lunch out.

magimedi · 01/05/2017 17:50

lalsy - so pleased I have enthralled someone Grin

Was indeed TKMaxx and the make is: Honey can do . (Ugh!)

Am feeling virtuous as had a swim again. Am determined to get back into it & up to speed again.

Lalsy · 01/05/2017 17:54

You so have, Magi. Grin. Go you - I am not a very good swimmer so don't do it much for exercise but absolutely love it on holiday in the sea.

MrsWobble3 · 01/05/2017 18:00

In S&B news my 'miracle dress' has arrived and sadly does not live up to its name so is going back. It's a bit too big (which is my fault not it's) but is also an unflattering colour in the flesh and also very oddly cut. So I don't see any point trying a smaller size. I'd be very interested if any of you order anything else from Winser though as I can't quite work out what their market is. The dress is very well made, much better quality finish than most high street shops but the material seems poor quality so a bit of a waste of the work. Also the dress bagged around my stomach - and whilst it's flattering to think I must have a flatter stomach than their expected customer it did mean I looked as though I was wearing a sack.

A bit of a disappointment as I had such high hopes.

Good bank hols here - we went to see the Gemma Arterton film - very enjoyable.

Hope your eye is getting better Crem. I agree with others that your experience seems unusual. My dad had both done and no trouble with either. Do you need to have the other eye done? Would it be worth finding out what went wrong this time?

hattymattie · 01/05/2017 18:41

BTM - I sort of fell asleep on the sofa with book on top of me Wink

Mrs W - sorry to hear about the dress. I love getting the online parcels and it's often disappointment.

Cremolafoam · 01/05/2017 18:43

Oh what a shame MrsW re dress. I hate that, having waiting with anticipation not to be disappointed. 😟
Yes, will see surgeon in a week or so, and point out misery imposed. Yes the second one is not bothering me too much, so will stay on nhs list while optician keeps an eyeWink on me.👓
Thanks for asking re my state of health. I am ok and have had a the most fabulaous day in the garden. Our first day here of proper weather. ☀️ did some trying up of plants 🌱 and power hosing. Had an exterior lunch, with a tentative little cat taking her first steps out in the world.🐾

Hatty happy May Day et Fête du Muguet and a bunch of lily of the valley to you (and M. Macron.)macaroon

CV, omg that was the exact colour of our living room feature wall at one point, and used to be called 'Armagnac' It is soft and warm and will be a beautiful colour in the bathroom. Very luxe.Smile

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herbaceous · 01/05/2017 19:00

Have just returned from Gay Paris, where we spent most of the day flaneur-ing, not entirely intentionally. We were aiming for the highline-type park, but it was shut, due to Mayday. We saw many many bunches of muguet, and DS was thrilled to see lots of armed police, as we were flaneur-ing in the location of Place de la Bastille. It would seem that soon after we left there was a riot, with tear gas and molotov cocktails. While thrilling, that probably would have been rather too exciting.

In direct contrast to any excitement, I sat next to a man reading 'Total Carp' magazine on the way home. I did wonder whether the 'a' and 'r' were the right way round.

Nice to be home seeing kitties, and not to be hosted by lovely but flaky friends. They drove DP to the edge of homicide with their faffing. For instance, last night's dinner. How long do you think it would take for two people to cook pasta in sauce, garlic bread, a green salad, broccoli and white asparagus? Well, it took them an hour and 40 minutes. And everything came out one at a time. Broccoli emerged 20 minutes before the pasta, which was 20 minutes before the asparagus. And hosts didn't sit down until the last thing was out. So we didn't know whether to eat while it was hot, or wait for them. All kind of weird. And no wine! They don't drink, so we had to get our thrills from their extensive herbal tea collection. They're from California. Says it all.

MollyMugwump · 01/05/2017 19:40

Crem, so sorry about your eye trauma. With the second one, would a general anaesthetic be feasible/desirable? Look after yourself.

BTM, I have experience of using Borrow My Doggy - such a great idea - our problem as dog owners was that the would-be borrowers were incredibly flaky so we wasted vast amounts of time meeting them and then they fucked off disappeared into the ether. I'm sure owners would be over the moon to find a reliable person. PM me if you'd like further info. Of course he could always borrow our doggy if he wanted (we're no longer members of BMD) - main drawbacks: he MUST be kept on the lead; he is slow because rather old now. Not the funnest dog in the universe, although extremely snuggly and loving when cuddling on sofa. But you will find someone more local easily.

Cremolafoam · 01/05/2017 19:53

Oh Herbs, grr to flakey mates. Can't stand it, oyb. Very pleased the Paris weekend went well for you. Hearing you u mention Total Carp made me instantly think of late brother. From who dd inherited 400 or so back issues of that very publication. Lucky girl Hmmit is total crap.

Molly , how annoying regarding poor rejected woofer. There just must be someone who can give doggie cuddles. I'd love to. Looks like dniece will be getting a puppy for her birthday, so am slightly beside self over this news.

MI, I am fuming for you re dh's intransigence and unkindness. A week with Mrs S and a week with the dds. Let him organise himself and give him a yoga mat to sleep on when he shows up.Angry

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motherinferior · 01/05/2017 19:57

He is now sorting the place where he and the girls will join me after a week of tarts in Lisbon.GrinGrin

addle · 01/05/2017 19:57

Fabulous bathroom colour CV. am v admiring.

Am also agreeing that 2 week holidays not necessarily ideal. Tend to run out of steam after 10 days anyway. We will prob only get a week as full family, if that. Vigo weekend with DH apart

v quiet BH this end but possibly good thing after solid partying Saturday/Sunday - including bed at 4am and up at 9am to get back to lunch party. BTM - you so right. Extra day to ourselves every week ideal (and I'm already on 4 day week).

motherinferior · 01/05/2017 20:04

Oh, I like a fortnight. Especially as I work from home.

He's still wibbling on about bloody Venice too, which I refuse to make my responsibility.

I suppose it is conceivable that if he and I went away together for a few days we would in fact have a very nice time - I thought we might have in Porto once the girls had gone home. But just at the moment I feel more like planning another India trip. Angry

motherinferior · 01/05/2017 20:06

I think it's the fact everyone thinks DP is patient and lovely and a saint for putting up with such a harridan that really gets to me.AngryAngryAngry

bigTillyMint · 01/05/2017 20:17

Molly, that is really kind - I'm sure DS would love your doggy but the distance might be a problem as he will hopefully be doing it under his own steam after his exams.

I am a bit Shock at you all saying 2 weeks is too long for a holiday - ours were all 3-4 weeks in the summer and I hope they will be againGrin

Blackduck · 01/05/2017 20:26

I'm with BTM - I LOVE a 3 week + holiday....

MI can I come to LusbonSmile

Stropperella · 01/05/2017 20:28

BTM, have you heard of the Cinnamon Trust? They are a charity which helps the elderly and infirm to look after their pets in their own home. Dd and I used to volunteer for them and take Stroppdog with us to walk an old lady's dog.
They have the loveliest dog on their site at the moment, which I would like to adopt, but Stroppdog would be VERY unwelcoming.

motherinferior · 01/05/2017 20:53

I used to do 3-weekers with my parents which rather put me off but would now love it.

DP still being arsey about dates and has said "but you had three weeks in Jan". Given that he has previously been whingeing about not getting away enough when he wanted a half-term break (remember that?) AND that he has done so much t'ai bloody chi over the years AND that an admittedly small part of the India trip was writing research, this has not endeared him to me.AngryAngryAngry

bigTillyMint · 01/05/2017 21:17

Stropps I've never heard of it but I will Google!

GiddyGiddyGoat · 01/05/2017 21:20

Is it with Mrs S that you are planning Lisbon trip MI? When are you planning to be there?

CointreauVersial · 01/05/2017 21:54

I get a bit twitchy and homesick after ten days or so - I want to be back in my pit, miss having my "stuff" around me, decent cup of tea etc. etc. Freelancers and teachers can take a long holiday, but if you work in an office you are often limited to two weeks at a time. I squeezed 18 days out of my boss for last year's US holiday, but that was pushing it.

Anyhoo, bathroom is finished and I love it. Even DD1 conceded it was "kinda cool". Just need to accessorise and buy new towels (well overdue). Photo attached; excuse slight grubbiness of counter.

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GiddyGiddyGoat · 01/05/2017 21:59

Nice one CV, colour is gorgeous! That's a good day's work.

Blackduck · 01/05/2017 22:00

Oh lush CV

motherinferior · 01/05/2017 22:03

Last week in July.

Hollow larf at freelancers and holidays - yes I don't have to clear it with an employer but every day I'm not working I'm not earning.

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