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LadyOfTheCanyon · 18/04/2017 13:15

m.asos.com/glamorous/glamorous-relaxed-mom-jeans-with-distressed-bows/prd/7579948?iid=7579948&affid=14179&channelref=product%20search&mk=abc&currencyid=1&ppcadref=761030383%7C39786867323%7Cpla-296301191253&gclid=CLnK7fz8rdMCFcJAGwodJy8Jlg

Really hoping this link works, as I'm on my phone and fat fingered, but I stumbled upon these delights on Asos and thought I'd brighten up your afternoon

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DelinquencyMatters · 18/04/2017 13:16

Haha brilliant

Mom jeans because they keep your toddler busy like a play station!

GiddyGiddyGoat · 18/04/2017 13:18

Glamorous? Glamorous?!

taybert · 18/04/2017 13:18

I saw these last week when on the hunt for the elusive "boyfriend jeans that fit". I think I gave up and made a brew when I saw those ones.

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 18/04/2017 13:19

My eyes! Shock

LadyOfTheCanyon · 18/04/2017 13:21

Delinquency Grin

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Cyrpusinsummer · 18/04/2017 13:22

I could work those bows

RandomDent · 18/04/2017 13:22

I'm distressed looking at the bows!

abbsisspartacus · 18/04/2017 13:24

What have I just seen?

LadyOfTheCanyon · 18/04/2017 13:25

You're* a braver woman than I, Cyprus!*

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CoolCarrie · 18/04/2017 13:26

Hahahah! Only Kate Moss could wear those, and then they would need steam cleaned

Cyrpusinsummer · 18/04/2017 13:27

I would shimmy rather than walk

bibbitybobbityyhat · 18/04/2017 13:28

Bloody nora!

UnderTheDesk · 18/04/2017 13:28

The bows do look quite distressed, it has to be said. :truth in advertising:

NevermetaGilesIlike · 18/04/2017 15:12

I think a few drinks were had before the 'design' team cracked those feckers out.

ChishandFips33 · 18/04/2017 21:03

Do you think in pic 4 she's thinking "WTF am I wearing???!!!"

LadyOfTheCanyon · 18/04/2017 22:02

She looks absolutely mortified.

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kkkkaty123 · 18/04/2017 22:04

This in the trade is what we call sale foda!

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 18/04/2017 22:06

Those bows aren't just distressed, they're suicidal...

MistyMinge · 18/04/2017 22:06

What the hell are those?

Fearne Cotton will probably be showing a pair of these off on her Facebook page soon Grin

Tummelthecat · 18/04/2017 22:10

Hahahaha! Thank you for posting the link OP. That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Freshprincess · 18/04/2017 22:11

I love Asos but they have some real batshit stuff on there.

Even the model is thinking Wtf!

UsedToBeAPaxmanFan · 18/04/2017 22:12

Oh my God.

I wouldn't say I'm the pinnacle of fashion but even I can tell that those are truly hideous. Do you think they'll sell a single pair?

Ladydepp · 18/04/2017 22:13

Glamorous and distressed in one description! Genius Grin

Shenanagins · 18/04/2017 22:14

That link should have had a health warning!

WanderingNotLost · 19/04/2017 01:04

I will see that, and raise you...

These monstrosities

Or, if we're sticking with a bow theme...

how about these?

Or, if your style is more hobbit-meets-butchers-apron chic

you'll love this pair

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