Hideous jeans klaxon

[LadyOfTheCanyon]

m.asos.com/glamorous/glamorous-relaxed-mom-jeans-with-distressed-bows/prd/7579948?iid=7579948&affid=14179&channelref=product%20search&mk=abc&currencyid=1&ppcadref=761030383%7C39786867323%7Cpla-296301191253&gclid=CLnK7fz8rdMCFcJAGwodJy8Jlg

Really hoping this link works, as I'm on my phone and fat fingered, but I stumbled upon these delights on Asos and thought I'd brighten up your afternoon

Haha brilliant

Mom jeans because they keep your toddler busy like a play station!

Glamorous? Glamorous?!

I saw these last week when on the hunt for the elusive "boyfriend jeans that fit". I think I gave up and made a brew when I saw those ones.

My eyes!

Delinquency

I could work those bows

I'm distressed looking at the bows!

What have I just seen?

You're* a braver woman than I, Cyprus!*

Hahahah! Only Kate Moss could wear those, and then they would need steam cleaned

I would shimmy rather than walk

Bloody nora!

The bows do look quite distressed, it has to be said. :truth in advertising:

I think a few drinks were had before the 'design' team cracked those feckers out.

Do you think in pic 4 she's thinking "WTF am I wearing???!!!"

She looks absolutely mortified.

This in the trade is what we call sale foda!

Those bows aren't just distressed, they're suicidal...

What the hell are those?

Fearne Cotton will probably be showing a pair of these off on her Facebook page soon

Hahahaha! Thank you for posting the link OP. That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

I love Asos but they have some real batshit stuff on there.

Even the model is thinking Wtf!

Oh my God.

I wouldn't say I'm the pinnacle of fashion but even I can tell that those are truly hideous. Do you think they'll sell a single pair?

Glamorous and distressed in one description! Genius

That link should have had a health warning!

I will see that, and raise you...

These monstrosities

Or, if we're sticking with a bow theme...

how about these?

Or, if your style is more hobbit-meets-butchers-apron chic

you'll love this pair