Hideous jeans klaxon

[LadyOfTheCanyon]

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Really hoping this link works, as I'm on my phone and fat fingered, but I stumbled upon these delights on Asos and thought I'd brighten up your afternoon

Wandering - for when you need the look of an apron without any of the practical benefits of an actual apron.

Wow

Wandering I like those apron jeans. Needless to say not having £200 or being the required 6ft stature to pull them off you will not see me in them though. I admire look behind them though scampers away to find Gandalf

Smeaton Add a bit of bicarb to the mix give it some fizz and it might just free you of the image!

Ha ha! I usually click on these threads and think something negative but these just made me laugh! Such a silly item!

I quite like those apron jeans too, but am about 15 years too old and six inches too short to wear them....

I'll admit the 17 year old in me is very tempted to get a new pair of baggy jeans, stick on some grebo music and jump around my living room

I like that the "we recommend" section at the bottom has pictures of nice normal jeans!

I don't like that asos appears to be trying to sell me my wardrobe from 1997-2002. Stop it asos, I go through your website saying "I had something just like that" and realise I have turned into my mother.

I live in China and lots of young Chinese women would love these jeans!

I'm suddenly feeling very stylish and quite the sophisticated dresser. Thank heavens I'm too old to even contemplate these.

I quite like the flared bottom ones with little bows, but as a short person with curvy legs I definitely couldn't pull them off. The rest are all attrocious.

I see you those, and raise you these

https://m.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/moto-clear-plastic-straight-leg-jeans-6516990

Looks like there's an in joke between designers. Maybe it's a competition - and the award for the designer to get the most ridiculous garment into production goes to...

I think they'd all look cool with the right body in them and of a younger persuasion. Sadly that's not me.

Plastic see through jeans

I'm clearly old, imagine those in the height of summer, if you sat down they'd stick to you

The plastic jeans can replace my waterproof trousers for when I'm cycling in the rain! Between those jeans and the plastic shoe monstrosities on the other thread you'd be a walking yeast infection.

The Emperor truly has no clothes! (Or is wearing clear plastic jeans)

Those are hilarious. And what if you did start sweating in them! They would fog up!

Can you imagine a fogged up fanjo for the world to see 😂

I have No Words.

Bet Iggy Pop paid more than £55. They're a bargain.

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