How heartbreaking, Cloud. Your poor DS. 
Sorry about interviewing woes - hunting for work can be such a demoralising experience. I've been on the other side of the desk today, interviewing two possibles for the assistant job. One was fantastic, loads of experience, and would fit in really well; the other (who is actually a distant friend) wasn't remotely suitable. She confessed she had virtually no IT skills, nor do I think she would be hugely compatible with the others in the office. I'm not looking forward to breaking the news that she's not right. Anyway, a third person to see tomorrow.