I'm a relatively new Apple shape since the 2nd baby and all wisdom points to apple = high waisted jeans to hold everything in.
But I've just bought some Topshop Jamie's and the blasted things end up being midrise on me after about an hour - complete with crotch sag and an arse so flat I could use it as a spirit level.
They're definitely not too big as I bought them a size down and they are sprayed on.
What am I missing? Everyone goes on about high waisted jeans being the saviour of apples!