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A Crepey Advent-ure

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MontserratCaballe · 21/11/2016 18:21

Over here, my darlings....

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bigTillyMint · 11/12/2016 17:24

Right, CV, you're on! No Quality Street, but we have other chocs and I have gin!

I also must write some cards...

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MrsSchadenfreude · 11/12/2016 18:23

Crem. Good question. She has always been a bit quirky, and has always been like this with school work - "it's too hard/too much to do/too much effort." She is very bright, but won't pull her finger out and do any work. She has been working on her extended essay for around six hours now. I would have estimated that it should have taken no more than two, as it only needed tidying up and a bit more analysis. She says she can't concentrate for long periods, but seems to be looking at kittens/playing the guitar every five minutes.

bigTillyMint · 11/12/2016 19:18

Took your advice, CV! I got out the Faileys, DS found Christmas music on You Tube and the tree is decorated! However, DD's snow globe (from GrandmaSad) had somehow broken ijn the decorations box and there were some mouldy decorations (how do I get rid of mouldiness from handmade felt Christmas bunting?Sad)

And a funny moment...
DH asked DS to put on Bing Crosby.
DD said "What, that paedophile?"
DS said "That's Bill Cosby!" Grin

herbaceous · 11/12/2016 19:35

Photographer has just left. As I'd predicted, they trussed me up in a breakfast TV presenter type frock, made me wear American Tan tights, made me up like a trollope, and made me stand in a variety of ridiculous poses. Smile, serious, half smile, smile, serious, etc. Amazing amount of kit - backdrop, frame for backdrop, three powerful lights, cables all over the shop, vast suitcase full of make up, three frocks and some dreadful nude high-heeled slingbacks. Slingbacks, I ask you.

Stropperella · 11/12/2016 19:39

MrsS, I have learnt to my cost that being bright is not enough to guarantee that a young person will make the right choices about their learning. In the end, the will to do well has to come from the child/young adult, and if they cannot really bring themselves to focus on doing what they need to do in order to pass the exams, it is going to be a struggle. It is a horrible feeling, watching helplessly as your reasonably able child piss away their chance of decent grades. I shouted, cajoled, threatened, bribed, rattled the school's cage, used every trick I knew and learnt a bunch of new ones, but in the end it wasn't enough to make dd think differently in time. Yes, she was ill, but she was also keen on keeping reality at arm's length with some creative magical thinking about how everything would come good eventually. I have, however, always said to my dd that she won't be living here aged 18+ without paying rent, unless she is a student or on some kind of training course. Does dd1 have an idea about what might be the consequences if she doesn't do well enough to get into HE?

Dd has not had a miracle cure. She still makes plenty of poor choices and I still get hysterical phone calls at 3am if I have forgotten to turn my phone off. She is making a mess of her financial arrangements in a way that I don't particularly want to investigate, because I don't want to do any pointless arguing about spending, and she continues to procrastinate in a way that is pathologically avoidant, etc etc. I have just made the decision to step away and not focus on anything other than the big, important stuff that really requires my input. Which is actually not that much. She will have to live with the consequences of her mess-ups. I don't really know how she is doing on her course, so we shall doubtless have to wait until exam time before finding out if she is actually going to progress on to a proper degree course or not. It's enough for me at the moment to know that she is more or less managing the social side of things and allegedly going to lectures. Living away from home and jolly well having to get on with everything has done her as much good as I thought it would, but my God it's been a painful slog to get her this far.

Stropperella · 11/12/2016 19:51

Herbs Grin - when do we get to see the results?

BTM, well done on getting the tree sorted and grabbing the light-hearted moments with both hands. Sorry about the snow globe and mouldy bunting :( no advice re: mould removal from felt, I'm afraid. IME, celebrating Christmas when circs are generally difficult is about trying to grin and bear it and take consolation where you can find it: music, Faileys, Quality Street, crap films, religion or whatever. It's difficult, but it's better than giving up altogether. I used to be a person who wrote a massive personal message in every Christmas card, but I stopped when the messages became a draining litany of disasters. If I write any cards now, they are just of the to-and-from variety. It is like the people from my parents' generation who notified people that their spouse had died just by signing only one name in that year's Christmas cards.

bigTillyMint · 11/12/2016 19:59

Herbs, when will you be in the paper? Did they pay you A LOT? Grin

Absolutely right Stropps. So many parents think they can make their children just get on with whatever. The child/teen HAS to be willing, whatever the goal, then you can help them. If they are not willing, then you are pissing in the wind

And absolutely right about the real learning for your DD being how to live without leaning so heavily on you. Which it is for most of them, really, but obviously harder for some than others. I didn't find it difficult at all as I had been relying mainly on myself from being a child.

Stropperella · 11/12/2016 20:00

Oh and I haven't done anything about Christmas apart from put the tree up with ds yesterday. But given that I am lucky enough to have several days now where I can basically get sorted, it really isn't an issue. Christmas will be fairly low-key, which suits me fine as I find the big Christmas lunches with the extended family a bit fraught and not entirely enjoyable. It will be only the second or third time I have ever cooked a Christmas lunch and I'm quite looking forward to it.

Stropperella · 11/12/2016 20:06

Yeah, I didn't ever even think of leaning on my parents either. Not least because if I had tried to lean on them, they would have quietly stepped out of the way and let me fall on my face.

MrsSchadenfreude · 11/12/2016 20:39

I would quite like to run away from everything and everyone. The essay is looking in better shape now. Which just leaves the Theory of Knowledge essay, the maths controlled assessment and every English assignment since September to be completed and handed in. Apparently most of the work for English has been done... just not handed in, in case it was "crap" and she didn't get good grades.

I have stuffed three hours in my work diary tomorrow to write job applications, and will do nothing else at all during this time. Groucho Friend has been a huge help to me with this, this evening, and I don't think it will take me that long once I get going.

Oh, also cooked an interesting dish tonight - aloo chutneywallah. Easy, delicious. Will put the recipe on here. Off to make some yogurt and paneer now.

Stropperella · 11/12/2016 21:30

MrsS, why are you having to do this stuff with your dd when you have paid for that organisational tutor? Surely he/she should be getting your dd to submit essays that she has actually written but is too worried about to give in? Confused

Stropperella · 11/12/2016 21:31

Crem, I have my fingers crossed for your dd and the talking therapy.

herbaceous · 11/12/2016 21:56

In an unguarded moment, I admitted to the photographer that on MN there's such a thing as DailyMailSadFace. She looked rather crestfallen.

CointreauVersial · 12/12/2016 00:33

Argh, end of thread approaches! Ideas for new one, anyone?

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Crepe-mas? (or did we have that already?)
'Tis the Season To Be Crepey?
Jingle Crepes?

Collymollypuff · 12/12/2016 01:10

Crepes against the weaponisation of Christmas (with apologies to MrsS and Auriga)?

I like Tis the Season to be Crepey

Collymollypuff · 12/12/2016 01:20

Hark! The choral Crepeys sing...

That's right...can't sleep...

Collymollypuff · 12/12/2016 03:16

In the bleak midwinter, frosty Crepes may moan

IDismyname · 12/12/2016 03:33

Waves at Colly
I like your last one.

(Have you been to sleep and woken- as I have ? Or not yet had any Zeds?)

Collymollypuff · 12/12/2016 06:12

No Zeds at all, Cocoa. Sad

Blackduck · 12/12/2016 06:52

Morning all. A weekend of highs and lows here.

motherinferior · 12/12/2016 06:53

I love that lady too.

Reasonable Zeds here by current standards and off to Ladyjog.

Collymollypuff · 12/12/2016 06:55

I've started a new fred...good on yer for ladyjogging in this weather. I know I should be in the pool. Smile

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