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Fitted black v-neck jumper

31 replies

Trills · 26/09/2016 19:45

Fitted, I say, not baggy.

With a deepish V.

Not cable-knit or any other bollocks.

Not looking like a school jumper.

Where is it? It must exist somewhere.

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Trills · 26/09/2016 19:53

No replies because it's boring?

Or no replies because it's IMPOSSIBLE?

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Momzilla82 · 26/09/2016 19:58

www.uniqlo.com/uk/store/goods/173604?r=1765597400166723169 or try jigsaw, marks and Spencer's autograph nice v neck one seems only to come in navy.

Trills · 26/09/2016 20:01

I have that Uniqlo one IN MY HOUSE.

It is going back.

It is not so fitted.

The v is very high.

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Trills · 26/09/2016 20:02

If only it were made out of nicer material.

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Trills · 26/09/2016 20:03

This is the only Autograph M&S one and the V is TOO HIGH AGAIN

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Momzilla82 · 26/09/2016 20:27

I sympathise it's frustrating when you can't find what you want.

This is the navy one I am trying to find a reason not to buy
www.marksandspencer.com/pure-cashmere-v-neck-jumper/p/p22462207?image=SD_01_T38_7492B_F0_X_EC_90&color=NAVY&prevPage=plp

Trills · 26/09/2016 20:31

Thank you for not just calling me bonkers :)

You'd think a black jumper would be a simple thing, but it is not.

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Trills · 26/09/2016 20:32

That Autograph one appears to have a better V, but it had SHORT sleeves (I could do 3/4, but not short) and doesn't come in black.

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Trills · 26/09/2016 20:34

Just make all your jumpers in a range of colours, people!

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Momzilla82 · 26/09/2016 20:35

How about gb.benetton.com/shop/gb_en/women/knitwear/v-neck-pullover-185369.html but sadly it has polyester in 😁

Trills · 26/09/2016 20:36

Boden are tempting me with some nice knitted dresses but the only v-neck jumper I can find it this one and "relaxed" is not the fit I want.

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Trills · 26/09/2016 20:38

That's a better V but from this pic and this pic it looks like it's not very fitted.

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banivani · 26/09/2016 21:45

You will never find it. It is much too basic and sensible an item of clothing. Also it is a law (A Law) that v-necks must never ever be sold in a colour you want. I suggest you look for scoop necks instead. They're all ooover the fecking place always.

Also all tops are relaxed right now. Very depressing.

Trills · 26/09/2016 21:52

If you see a scoop neck with a low enough neck and fitted like I want I will happily give it a go!

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Trills · 26/09/2016 21:54

The fitted-ness of the Pure one looks very different on the different models.

I want a jumper that expects me to go out then in again.

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NotTooBothered · 26/09/2016 22:03

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sentia · 26/09/2016 22:11

What about this?

rosesandcashmere · 26/09/2016 22:12

I had the most amazing grey one from Zara a few years ago. I must go back and see but I would think they should do black?

Trills · 26/09/2016 22:17

Oh, it's good is it?

It is the only one in the right shape that I've seen.

sentia thank you for your contribution but I have already requested no cable knit or other bollocks.

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musicmum75 · 26/09/2016 22:21

I completely feel your pain. I am a short arse and trying to find a jumper that doesn't drown me and ends at my waist is impossible. I think I am going to order the first M&S one you linked to though. It looks promising.

SerenDippitee · 27/09/2016 11:04

I live in fine merino v-necks in the winter. I used to get them almost exclusively from Gap but after accidentally felting an old favourite in the dryer and trying to buy a replacement I was alarmed to see that they aren't doing them this year.

Anyway. Try this one from Banana Republic. Plenty of colours, although sadly black is sold out in XXS, M & L.