I spat my vino at ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-menopause! Oh, you are a witty bunch.
We woke up to a couple of inches of snow, but not enough for sledging or snowmen, which the DCs were most put out about.
I had a quick dash to Kingston to return a few things, and found a marvellous pair of jeans in Gap which fit perfectly, and were reduced from £50 to £20....or so I thought. When I reached the till they rung up at full price (even though they were clearly marked down), and the cashier refused to budge "unless I could find another identical pair similarly reduced". Not one to be done out of a discount (and, lets face it, well-fitting jeans are a rare thing) I dived into the sale rail, and although it took me five minutes I found another pair. The cashier looked like she was sucking lemons as I waved them at her triumphantly, but I got my discount!