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browsing zara and lolling at their styling

39 replies

OnlyHereForTheCamping · 05/10/2015 21:10

I know it's mean and a crime against wimmin and all but wtaf is going on here

www.zara.com/uk/en/woman/outerwear/view-all/quilted-parka-c733882p2885169.html

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MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours · 05/10/2015 21:13

She doesn't look too happy about it either Grin

AnyFucker · 05/10/2015 21:13

my daughter has that coat

it's pretty nice

she doesn't wear it with that facial expression though nor with the eyebrows that match the fur hood Grin

ggirl · 05/10/2015 21:16

lol

OnlyHereForTheCamping · 05/10/2015 21:19

In the interests of equal opportunity lolling
www.zara.com/uk/en/man/outerwear/view-all/hooded-cape-c764502p2774028.html

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DickDewy · 05/10/2015 21:20

OMG. All I see is hideous eyebrows.

AnyFucker · 05/10/2015 21:22

now that coat is ree-dicklas

Dontlaugh · 05/10/2015 21:22

There is no need for that child (for that is what she is) to look so sulky. Unless she was told to. The eyebrows, otoh, are just inexplicable.

AnyFucker · 05/10/2015 21:24

here the coat is a rag, the trousers are rags, the scarf is a rag, the hair is a rag

only fit for polishing my floor Smile

AngieWhats · 05/10/2015 21:25

I like Zara in store, but their website is absolute shite and the styling is grim. The models all look miserable, and they manage to make really nice items look like something a child stole from their nana's closet and tried on for a dressing-up game.

AngieWhats · 05/10/2015 21:25

ROTFL at the guy in the cape Grin

OnlyHereForTheCamping · 05/10/2015 21:28

Anyfucker that child needs to get the hair out of her eyes before she gives herself a squint

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OnlyHereForTheCamping · 05/10/2015 21:29

Cape is amazing

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ohmyeyebettymartin · 05/10/2015 21:32

The cape is hilarious. DP has something like that, it's black and waterproof and he wears it for cycling in the rain Grin

Redcrayons · 05/10/2015 21:32

I'm up north and You don't see many caped-men round these parts. Is that one of them fancy London hipster things?

fiorentina · 05/10/2015 21:35

Capes crusader. WTF?! Made me laugh though.

jellyjiggles · 05/10/2015 21:35

I'm also up north. Shown my very northern husband the caped crusader (complete with driving gloves) GrinGrinGrin

His reply 'Jesus is that really a man'.

ohmyeyebettymartin · 05/10/2015 21:38

Waterproof cape-wearing DP is Dutch, we live in Holland where everyone cycles (and many wear capes but nothing like that one).

Dontlaugh · 05/10/2015 21:39

Mumsnet Styles Zara!

Out with those fancy capes, yer not in Clapham now, love
Wash those eyebrows off, this INSTANT!
Smile, wud ya? Yer getting the dress for free.

Add your own.

elQuintoConyo · 05/10/2015 21:54

Love love love the cape! DH said he'd wear it in salmon Grin

Although I can't see anything wrong with the coat in the OP, not my style, but inoffensive.

OnlyHereForTheCamping · 05/10/2015 22:03

Coat is fine, but crazy look is hilarious.

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StrawberrytallCake · 05/10/2015 22:07

Oooh I quite like that last one, reminds me of the fashion 'derelicte' from off of Zoolander.

StrawberrytallCake · 05/10/2015 22:09

Think they also stole this blanket lady from derelicte.

FauxFox · 05/10/2015 22:11

The cape is hilarious - do you think it would double as a yurt for a bit of glamping if the need arose? Grin

elQuintoConyo · 05/10/2015 22:13

Derelicte indeed!

Is that 'fringed vest' monstrosity made from yak?

Asteria36 · 05/10/2015 22:13

Oh good lord! I am getting that cape for DH - that'll learn him for being a twat Grin Perhaps I will try and convince him that it is all the rage for playing golf in!

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