browsing zara and lolling at their styling

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I know it's mean and a crime against wimmin and all but wtaf is going on here

www.zara.com/uk/en/woman/outerwear/view-all/quilted-parka-c733882p2885169.html

I love zoolander, the zara male models would totally play fight with highly flammable fluids

If those trousers in anyfucker 's link are that long on a tall model, can you imagine them on an average 5' 5" woman?

soo in the mood for anti zara today after the hassle trying to return items bought on line. They kept calling people who were purchasing from behind me in the line. Finally was listening to them giving an old lady[like me] a hassle trying to return and they refused her. Finally i got to try and it took 2 sales persons examining the items and the bill to reluctantly allow me to get the $$ back . I asked why the previous woman had not been allowed and was told she had gone over the 30 day limit. I asked when the 30 days started for on line buys and it starts on the day you order and send in on the internet. Since they can take a long time to deliver , i am thinking better not to order from zara again. Never mind the funny things they want us to wear!

Jeeze.... That bloody cape!!

If I had £120 to burn i'd buy that for DH just to see his reaction - he isn't a fashion forward kind of guy ha!

Agree with the poster who said Zara is nice in the shops but online styling/website is shocking.

Has to be same stylist as Boden

The fucking trainers.

And the weird sex faces and odd angles.

My brain hurts from this thread.

I did lol at the cape though.

I don't get Zara at all. I know its hugely popular but I have no idea why. I think I've seen about 3 things in there ever that I thought looked quite nice. A lot of their clothes seem over priced to me.

The man's cape is hilarious though

These trousers are the definition of wrong

I work right by Shoreditch/Hoxton & while I see many many hipsters I've yet to see one in a cape. Very funny.

Those trousers make her look like she's on stilts. Which is probably not the look they were going for

I was only thinking the other day, how has nobody here commented on the awful Zara website yet. I don't get it? Are they trying to be cool, to fit in with higher brands like this? Baffling.

Lol divere "when we pull your Self Portrait-clad corpse out of the river and stand you up, this is what you'll look like".

I was mostly holding back the vom looking at their shoes - hideous hooves!

Is corpse chic now a thing? That self portrait site is terrifying