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Crepeys of a consistently high standard

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Stropperella · 24/06/2015 20:37

So there. :)

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lalsy · 16/07/2015 23:09

Our Holiday Rows reached a high point with my accidentally booking a Plymouth ferry instead of Portsmouth Blush. And when we got stuck in the spine of the Tunbridge Wells map, that was very bad indeed. Then we replaced me with a satnav called Tim and all was well.

Packing-wise, the usual procedure is I get stressed and grumpy in the run up, trying to impress on the dc that we are about to go on holiday. You can forgive them for not believing me as dh is usually working till late the night before we leave.

MrsS hurrah, well done.

bigTillyMint · 17/07/2015 06:42

BD, same here! Though DD has a good line in High Maintenance which she packs and then doesn't wear/useConfused (because, as we tell her before we go, the holiday doesn't usually involve high-end nights out!)

LalsyGrin at confusing Portsmouth and Plymouth!

Here I have just realised that I have taken my last HRT tablet (thought I had more in the cupboard) and need to go straight to the chemist before workShock

NUFC69 · 17/07/2015 08:22

Posted last night from bed, but I see it hasn't arrived. Good news about the cats, MrsS, Bon voyage, Beachy. Will the chemist let you have an emergency supply, BTM?

Happily ensconced in rural Leicestershire with DFr. Had a lovely gossipy day yesterday while DH went cycling; we did manage a trip to a Rieker outlet where I bought a pair of greyish shoes. They seemed very comfortable in the shop, so fingers crossed. Going to Rutland Water later.

Have chuckled at packing stories - we invariably fall out. And I do remember that long gone day when DD hurled a little box of raisins from the back seat because she was desperate for us to stop.

Rosebag · 17/07/2015 08:35

We don't having packing rows as such, since I took control of it but I do have trouble getting the other inhabitants of Rose Towers to travel light. This year I have deemed that we should have only 2 pieces of checked baggage…DS2 is making a fuss….
I also load up the boot as DH doesn't do it in a tidy or logical way and then says (sucking air through his teeth) .."you wont fit that in…"

But we invariably have The Baggage Carousel Row….anyone have those? It usually begins with DH and his Aggressive Baggage Reclaiming. Don't get me started…. Angry Angry

Glad the pussycats are sorted MrsS Smile

Advice please Crepeys. ConS and I need one more fairly lengthy meeting before we all break up for the summer…which only leaves next week. The only time we can both do is Tues night. The email has come back from him saying "We'd have to do it at yours or some other venue…" (the theatre will be closed.) In all the years I have known hime (over 12) it has always been at my place or very recently at a local caff. Anything social has taken place at mine also. I have never, ever been invited round to his. Ever. AIBU to be a bit fed up. And how do I reply…the email is a bit aggressive in tone. All my family will be home on Tues night and I can't work with them around making a noise. I also get highly irritated that he has to ask his partner before he'll confirm any meeting Hmm

motherinferior · 17/07/2015 09:03

Can you feasibly say firmly 'can't be here, I'm afraid, as everyone is around: where do you suggest'?

I'd be well pissed off too.

lalsy · 17/07/2015 10:04

I'd be pissed off too - but I suppose one never quite knows what is going on in other people's relationships and never meeting at his place/him having to check with his partner may be connected in some way? if this is your last session for a while, could you find a pub garden and smile and wave through this annoyance, and see how the and lies when you resume?

bigTillyMint · 17/07/2015 10:08

Got it NU - it's on a repeat prescription, but I don't usually leave things to the last minute!

Re packing, I took an idea from a highly organised friend years ago. I give each of the DC and myself a packing list - they need to take everything on it, but can add more if they can fit it in! I just amend them depending on where we are going (keep on PC) It makes packing so much easier, and I don't have to worry about the DC not packing all they needWink

Auriga · 17/07/2015 10:27

I'm still cross about the time DH had an emergency admission to hospital with cellulitis a day or two before departure. Allowed home on 4hrly high dose antibiotics. It was touch and go, almost cancelled but in the end decided to leave and I'd do all the driving.

Halfway round the M25 he asked 'did we pack my medication?'

Have been frantically texting and phoning DD, offering bribes to put on extra sunscreen & buy a shady hat after reading about kids on school trip getting sunburnt in Barcelona Sad

Blackduck · 17/07/2015 11:06

Dp once had to take ds to A&E the morning we were flying out to St Lucia..... That was a close run thing Grin

Here management have admitted they can't work to their own timetable and we will not know the outcome of the consultation next week as originally promised (I had to push to get this information). So off on holiday not knowing if I have a job to come back to.......

bigTillyMint · 17/07/2015 11:31

Auriga, my BFF forgot her meds the other day when they were off for a few days away. They had to turn back!
And DS came back rather red after footy all day yesterday (Activities day at school) but seemed pleased and said he would go brown. I said he would peel, so he rushed off for the moisturiser! Nowhere near as bad as the time in India when I forgot to put suncream on him as it was grey skies and he had the most enormous blisters on his shoulders the next dayBlushSad

BD, how awfulAngry

Rosebag · 17/07/2015 12:36

Tilly that is a very good packing idea! I'm still stuck in the old way of getting everyone to put what they want to take out on the beds for inspection. I still end up in the situation of getting blamed if something gets forgotten whether I do the packing or not...I am determined to keep it to two suitcases only this time, and small back packs for hand luggage…..although DH is already insisting on taking a wheelie cabin bag…for chargers apparently Confused. Go figure...

Thanks MI and Lalsy You're both right. I'm just delaying answering the email whilst I'm feeling Angry.

Rosebag · 17/07/2015 12:37

BD That is indeed awful. I hope you can switch off a bit whilst away, with a drop of Wine

motherinferior · 17/07/2015 12:38

DP doesn't so often do "we" as "if you want to..." as in "if you want to do XXX" (meaning "I want you to do XXX") OR as a reply. "Shall I make a ?" "If you want to." I now tend to say actually no, I don't particularly want to, I was doing it to be NICE but frankly I can't be arsed.

motherinferior · 17/07/2015 12:47

Rose, I am possessed by Angry at the moment. Have had to apologise to several nice people I've snarled at on the phone.

Doesn't help I'm having one of those lock-up-your-light-fittings periods.

MontserratCaballe · 17/07/2015 12:49

Haven't a hope of catching up on my missing ten days, so apologies if I overlook things / ask for back story which has already been explained.

BD, that sounds very worrying but I hope you will be able to get some good rest on your break anyway. Will you be able to switch off from email etc or would that actually cause you more concern? I think Wine is a good idea.

Packing in our house always means emptying the boot of bits of crap and working out how many bags we can squash in. We have body boards etc which take up the space of a fairly large suitcase so the kids / DH have to travel light.

Loving the Portsmouth / Plymouth confusion. I wonder if I might replace DH with Tim, at least for the travelling. I wonder what he would be like as a beach companion too...

Rose, I agree it is odd that ConS has never invited you to his gaff but people can be very funny about their homes for strange reasons. I think the pub sounds like a fine compromise. I am sorry not to be able to join you on Tuesday but I am on child watch every day unless i am working, so I'd need to bring the 4 of them along too. Most unrelaxing.

Last day of school here. Have wept on DD1's wonderful teacher (and he on me!). He made a little speech when we gave him his present and got a bit choked and you could see the mums go down like skittles. Not a dry eye. God knows what I will be like next year at the end of year 6. Will need to be stretchered out.

Back later.

motherinferior · 17/07/2015 13:04

Also DP DID NOT KNOW IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF TERM Angry

Because he doesn't have to. Innit.

MontserratCaballe · 17/07/2015 13:11

MI, only those blessed with a fanny know term dates. DH could probably hazard a guess that schools go back in September but he woiuld not have a clue on the actual date. 1st, 10th, 28th.... it would be a mystery to him. Like how to do a family shop (with loo roll and dishwasher tablets) or how to use the washing machine.

Blackduck · 17/07/2015 13:15

A friend of mine signed up her dp for parentline or whatever the school email/text service was as part of her 'I am not doing everything' campaign. It was largely successful Grin

Dp can't even check the calendar for important dates..... sigh

motherinferior · 17/07/2015 13:18

And now they've come home and are demanding lunch. I don't want to cook lunch. I've sent off DD1 to cook lunch for her and her friend but DD2 has gone off in tears about lunch.

Welcome to the school effing holidays.

hattymattie · 17/07/2015 13:26

MI - bread and cheese and the odd cherry tomato if there are any.

My DH doesn't know term dates either but he does know, After several near misses that he needs to consult the kitchen calendar and if it's not up there it ain't happening!

CointreauVersial · 17/07/2015 13:47

DH isn't too bad on term dates etc. but don't get me started on packing. He packs HIS bag then considers his work to be complete.

I like the printed list idea, BTM....gives a bit more responsibility to them. Back in the day when they were babies I had a spreadsheet - it was the only way I could ensure we had everything.

Loading the car, however, is DH's job, and he does do it pretty well. Unfortunately, he likes to do it hours (sometimes days) before we depart, and I am constantly having to wrestle half-packed suitcases from his grasp because I haven't finished putting stuff in it, but apparently it MUST go at the bottom, so he needs it NOW....

This drama is going to be played out in late August because (yay!) we've booked a few days at Centreparcs in the Netherlands. DS's new passport arrived barely a week after posting off the forms (Her Maj's Passport Office are on the ball in 2015!), so we can go somewhere after all. GF is coming too, so we've had to buy a roofbox; I 'm already starting to twitch at the thought of all the drama involved in loading that....

My girlies are due back today; one mid-afternoon, one late this evening. I cannot believe how easy and drama-free the week has been with just the one child. The house has stayed tidy, there have been no rows.... yesterday, I got up at my usual time, and in addition to my regular morning routine I managed to have a sit-down breakfast, pack up an eBay parcel, write an email to the school, hang out some washing AND sew up the hem of my work trousers. All before leaving for work. It's a revelation, I tell you!

motherinferior · 17/07/2015 14:04

Lunch has been consumed (DD1 cooked herself and her BF stuffed pasta: DD2 and I had a rather nice sardine-anchovy-lime juice-chopped shallot combo on bagels). Being the person who remembers such things as school holidays - and the person at home with the buggers precious darlings (well, DD2 as DD1 is all thespy next week) I have at least remembered to order various nice-looking lunchtime items like Nice Sausage Rolls and antipasti things that will keep DD2 and me v happy as we pick and choose. She's gone off to meet her BF (who confusingly shares a name with DD1) at Sainsbury's to buy Baking Stuff. Did I tell you about my Lakeland freebies last week?

Auriga · 17/07/2015 14:09

Sorry BD. Hope you can compartmentalise & enjoy the holiday.

hattymattie · 17/07/2015 14:41

CVGrin - this is my DH as well - his precious case and God help anyone who smuggles stuff into it!

herbaceous · 17/07/2015 14:44

Have returned from DS's sports day, followed by pre-party Sainsbury shop. At which I did not buy any clothes?

Sports day was jolly fun. Just the right amount of competitive spirit. i.e., not much. Apart from in the two parents' races - the men especially got a bit serious. And it was won by a professional sprinter!

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