I bloody hate holidaying with other people. Hell, I'm not even keen on holidaying with my own family. We all want completely different things and only ever reach agreement on food (which is something, I suppose).
And next week I will be having to survive three nights of camping in Devon with 4 other families. Ds will be in 7th heaven, as this will involve a bunch of his friends and their young siblings. Dd will be at home, supposedly looking after all the animals and Not Having Parties or Staying Out All Night and therefore prob having a damn good time. Dh will have a great time loafing around fatly and pretending he is 25 years younger than he is whilst hanging out with the blokes young enough to be his son and I will be jittering about, variously worrying about whether the dog and chickens are being looked after properly, whether dd has locked the front door at night etc, and then sorting out shite camping food, trying to explain to people about how baked beans are not really food in my book and how I cannot eat them and share a tent, or indeed a camping site, with anyone, and fussing about looking like an old lady compared to all the other lithe young things.
And I then I shall look forward to not having to go away for the rest of the summer.