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What's this disgusting smell?

29 replies

Valsoldknickers · 13/05/2015 09:38

Why do some shower creams and soaps have a distinctly sweet vomit like smell off them?

Because I have sensitive skin I splashed out on Jason Coconut Shower Cream. It smells like someone drank coconut milk and then threw it up a few hours later.

I remember a Dove product smelling similar a few years ago.

Does anyone know whether there is an ingredient which causes this (that I can avoid at all costs)? Does anyone else notice this as well?

I am not a fan of the steamy aroma of vomit while in the shower Grin

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mixedpeel · 13/05/2015 10:05

Had to open this, thanks to a great combination of thread title and OP name

I don't know the ingredient concerned, but I bet it's the same one that my nose can't bear, although to me it's not vomit, more like a slight undertow of skid mark.

I wish I knew what it was, as it certainly interferes with the pleasure of getting clean. Most frustrating when you've shelled out extra for a treat, too.

Valsoldknickers · 13/05/2015 10:20

Yes, it is indeed mixedpeel!

I've just remembered that the Marks and Spencer I go to have the same phenomenon going on with the pale green liquid soaps in the dispensers in their toilets. Really disgusting. When I was pregnant it used to make me gag!

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BoulevardOfBrokenSleep · 13/05/2015 10:31

The DC refused to use one suncream last year because it 'smelled of poo'. To be fair to them, that's exactly what it smelled like Hmm
Baby poo, to be exact.

Maybe it's one of those genetic things, where only some people can smell a certain scent? Can't imagine the manufacturer did it deliberately!

KissyBoo · 13/05/2015 10:35

I was going to ask if you had checked your belly button but I can see that wouldn't be of help. Grin

herbaceous · 13/05/2015 10:37

I get a distinct whiff of fecal matter from a number of toiletry requisites. Especially Calvin Klein 'Truth' perfume - smells totally of bot holes.

scattercushion · 13/05/2015 11:22

Kasmir perfume smells of lamb fat and dirty trousers. No help either.

SueGeneris · 13/05/2015 11:27

When I was pregnant the hand soap in the loo at the antenatal clinic smelt DISgusting. It was exactly like bile. I don't know where it came from. I couldn't use it due to the horrible bile smell that then stuck to your hands the rest of the day and I imagine if you were suffering from morning sickness it would have made it 100 times worse!

GilbertBlytheWouldGetIt · 13/05/2015 11:30

Jasmine can give a fecal smell due to the indole content.
Blackcurrant smells like cat wee to me, I hate when the dcs have blackcurrant squash.

DrankSangriaInThePark · 13/05/2015 13:23

l'occitane divine cream smells of tomcat stale widdle.
And one of the Lancome perfumes smells like a 6 yr old mixed 48 different cheap perfumes together.
Perhaps we should make a list?

TheSpottedZebra · 13/05/2015 13:34

Does that l'occitane cream have urea in it. Sangria ? Cos that reeks of piss to me, for good reason I guess.

Can we add -Palmers cocoa butter smells like hamster cage.

TulipsAndSwifts · 13/05/2015 13:41

Aussi Miracle conditioner smells of dingo's donger. not that I have smelt one

Valsoldknickers · 13/05/2015 14:32

Steamy aroma of vomit
Undertow of skidmark
Baby poo
Whiff of fecal matter
Bot holes
Lamb fat and dirty trousers
Bile
Fecal smell
Cat wee
Tomcat stale widdle
Reeks of piss
Hamster cage
Smell of dingo's donger

Grin Should all be placed on one counter in Boots and avoided like the plague! Or have we hit on something for a minority market!!

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imjustahead · 13/05/2015 14:45

Grin @ dingo's donger

that made me laugh out loud

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/05/2015 15:13

DD likes those shower gels from Superdrug "I Love.." (IIRC Primark sell them too)

Raspberry and Blackcurrant smells lovely like ice-cream sauce.
The strawberry one like baby sick...

Gatekeeper · 13/05/2015 15:19

I got this with the Nivea coconut shower cream I bought last week; smells like someone has been sick and tried to cover up the smell with perfume...awful sicky, sickly sweet smell

Howvever I do like the soap they use in M&S bogs- smells like the fairy Toilet soap I sued to use as a kid...nice, clean smell (not vomitty to me)

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 13/05/2015 15:28

I get this with Dove soap. My hands smell faintly of shit after use. Not what I am looking for in a soap TBH.

ludovica · 13/05/2015 15:36

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RonaldMcDonald · 13/05/2015 16:08

all babywipe smells remind me of poo
including philosophy baby stuff

RonaldMcDonald · 13/05/2015 16:11

the soap in some public lavs smells of whale cum, I'm sure
only reasonable explaination

Greengardenpixie · 13/05/2015 18:23

How do you know what whale cum smells like??? Yeugh!!!

Hippychickster · 14/05/2015 07:19

Some air fresheners smell awful too. Febreeze smells like hamsters.

whataboutbob · 14/05/2015 21:30

Is this the Tourette's support group thread?
Personally I find full on synthetic smells, which we are sold as being hygienic/ fresh quite hideous.
My MIL lives in Northumberland (pure, fresh air for free) yet uses those nasty plug ins in her house.
I work in a hospital and the constant cleaning and spraying with cleansers and disinfectants, though done for a good reason, is really hard to breathe in sometimes.

Curlygirly · 14/05/2015 21:53

The children's L'Oréal strawberry shampoo & conditioner smells of sick.
One of my ds' s thought someone had been sick in the bathroom after I washed dd's hair!

Curlygirly · 14/05/2015 21:55

ooh L'Oreal went all weird then!

ginagslovechild · 14/05/2015 22:00

So does the schwarzkopf childrens shampoo, it smells like vomit!
My DH uses lynx and to me it smells of garlic, shit and dirt all masked with perfume