I had lovely, wavy, long hair then I wanted it short.
'Stylist' wouldn't do what I wanted because it wouldn't suit me, let's try blah blah instead....
She gave a mixing bowl plonked on top of my head 
I went back the very next morning and they fixed it and best they could.
I just feel really old and frumpy and mumsy.....
Please help me?
What the hell should I do?!
Should I colour it?
It's shaved one side and horrible round Bob the other