How do you wash your lady bits in the shower?

[citygirl1961]

Sorry if this is a bit too sensitive issue but I just wonder how you wash yourself down there in the shower. Do you use a sponge or a flannel or your hands? I don't like using my hands down there and I don't like putting too much shower gel there too or wash cream that I use. I used to have a shower head that came away and I could splash it all over me but this one is different. Sometimes I don't feel really clean down there.

Mr. Muscle.

He loves the jobs I hate.

GinSoakedBitchyPony I agree I have that the OP posts regularly on Clinique, foundation and No 7.

Wash? Wash it? What's wrong with Fabreeze???

Soap on the outside and water only on the inner bits. Just using hands. A face cloth is for my face and I can't be Done with using 2 dfferent ones - I'd forget which is which.

I wrap sellotape round my hand, helps to de-fluff

After a little bit of research it seems likely that
A. The op is genuine and
B. We should stop making fun

citygirl you are over thinking it. Whatever you are doing at the moment is fine.

Burnished There was a very similar thread last week, another about two weeks before and so on.

I'd be suprised if anyone on MN doesn't know how I wash my fanny.

The Dyson suggestion reminds me of a post on reddit. A woman had a contraption that she said enhanced sex for her.
It looked like a penis enlarger and it sucked her whole fanny into it until it was huge!
She posted pics.

Like inside out Bifa? Or one of those clitoris pumps?

Not inside out but all the bits on the outside were sucked into this tube.
I didn't really investigate further, I'm too squeamish.

I saw someone had ordered one of those pump things when I was temping, couldn't for the life of me work out why you would.

I've just had a wee in the downstairs toilet and multitasking (as you do) decided to lean forward and clean the sink at the same time. Unfortunately I then patted my lettuce dry with the same wad of toilet paper. So today I've been mainly cleaning my foof with Flash for bathrooms.

I do hope the OP found all this talk of harsh chemicals and hoovers deeply erotic. Probably settled down for a good wank read and ended up looking like this

I use Simple soap and my hands (both ends!) - I tend to put fingernails in soap afterwards to scrub them clean. I used to use flannels but got sick of wondering which were face and body and then wondered if 40 degree wash was enough for the flannels.

Well, OP, I think this shower-attaching enema system would solve your problem: an additional, err, head and hose with an adaptor so it can be attached behind the fixed shower head.

I'm sure it would work just as well with fanjos (and, indeed, help with cleaning the shower stall - always a trial with a fixed head).

The fact that you can buy them used is particularly cringe-making. I haven't dared look at the reviews.

Best of British ...

www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2

I find a good waft of Shake n'Vac puts the freshness back
Swarfega for those sticky days

Gin, I was going to say the same thing! I also think I know the op from a couple of other forums from years ago. Regular posts over many years have always been about clinique, boots no7 and face wipes. Have never seen anything like this though...

cuphat, me too, that's so funny! I was on a forum several years ago (more than 10 I think) and the questions haven't changed.