How do you wash your lady bits in the shower?

[citygirl1961]

Sorry if this is a bit too sensitive issue but I just wonder how you wash yourself down there in the shower. Do you use a sponge or a flannel or your hands? I don't like using my hands down there and I don't like putting too much shower gel there too or wash cream that I use. I used to have a shower head that came away and I could splash it all over me but this one is different. Sometimes I don't feel really clean down there.

Well where is she then?

Ohhhhhh

Erotic suggestions, of COURSE!!

Righty oh

I first peel off

the skin from a mackerel before using it as a moist wipette.

Dandy

Swarfega and a Karcher for the stubborn bits.

Lol, this is been very entertaining & a good laaugh

Hilarious. I've only hit a few threads tonight, one of them being the dinosaur thread, and now this. Best night's entertainment in a while.

Steam clean here too.
Occasional handstand in the shower.
LOVE the mackerel skin. What a good idea. Must try.

Quietly dying at "I put mine in the dishwasher"

Morning crew oughtta see this one.

Dettol and a wire brush.

Stardrops and a microfibre cloth.

Apparently they can be used to clean anything

The Dyson.

Attachments only obviously.

It's great 'cos you can see how much filth you picked up.

I squat in the verruca bath at the swimming pool once a month.

steam mop, soo much more hygienic than my old mop.

OP not been back then?

There's someone with a very similar username on another internet forum that I've frequented in the past who is obsessed with Clinique and Boots no 7, wonder if it's the same person?

If so I'd recommend Clinique Redness Solutions cleanser - lots of us do tend to be a bit florid 'down there', and folllwing on from CoupdeFoudre's suggestion OP could follow up with Boots 7 Protect and Perfect serum.

Disclaimer - I hate the silly euphemism "down there" and it gives me the rage whenever I read it.

Machine wash at 60 degrees then hang on the line to dry. Iron as necessary

Disclaimer - set iron to muff setting, a singed minge is no fun

Well mine is apparently the size of cheddar gorge, so in answer to your question, it takes scaffolding, hard hats with torches on, sweeping brushes and lots of buckets of vercon, to clean it

I don't.
Its self cleaning.

yes it's like my oven

I go to the hairdressers for a wash and blow dry.

Fixed head showers are for men, unless you can do a headstand.

I get DH to do it. He's very thorough, I am confident it is squeaky clean, but if I'm not 100% convinced he hasn't missed a bit I just get him to do it again.
No more than about 5 times a day though.

I can't be the only one who thinks when these threads crop up. Which they do at an alarming regularity.

I put mine in the dishwasher

Erm, I am guessing the OP didn't get the answer he wanted.