Oh crap, Ruby, neither of those options do much to lift the spirits, to say the least. How's she taking it?
Dd was in a very bad temper, unsurprisingly. She said it was clearly an "inside job" as there is a second keyhole in the lockers which presumably needs a universal key to unlock it and is used by Thorpe Park staff in cases where people have lost their keys or whatever. There was just one tenner missing from each of their purses. It does look very much like someone going round helping themselves to a small amount of money, thinking that noone will notice/complain. But as the locker was open when the girls got back to it, it was obvious someone had been in it. She said Thorpe Park was "ok", but she wouldn't be going back because the queues were too long and she couldn't understand how anyone could spend a day there. (They only went for half a day) She has done Eurodisney with another family, but was pretty Meh about that too. Still, at least she's tried it. :)
I've decided the accountant was talking out of his arse on one important point. In fact, I know for sure that he was, so I am continuing with my plans. Which now involve sending off an application tomorrow for the very last place on a rather expensive course, which will involve me trekking to Surrey every Tuesday for the whole of the next academic year. However, even getting on the course (which includes teaching practice etc) will up my chances of being able to get some work locally, methinks. Plus, I am going to tap a friend for some work at his company, as he recently offered dd a job that she doesn't want, so I can do it instead. Every little helps etc etc. Resolutely positive, me. 
CV, super big congrats to your DD2. That was a well-earned burger. 
We appear to have found an über-expensive dog-sitter. And we appear to be going camping in France, somewhat against my better judgement. Dh is booking the campsites, ds is moaning that it won't be a proper holiday "without dd there to spoil it".
She may come up on the TGV from the south to join in, or she may not...