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Crepeys in the Long Grass of Life

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CointreauVersial · 02/07/2014 13:11

Thanks Beachy for the frisky title suggestion.

Well, here we all are!

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hattymattie · 02/07/2014 19:00

MI - stern talk with DP needed re cash.

Wimbledon - exciting stuff - happy Federer is through.

motherinferior · 02/07/2014 19:55

Hattie, DP and cash don't mix - they're soon parted. He is a possibly unique combination of principled and spendthrift.Grin

We have rather separate finances.

cremolafoam · 02/07/2014 20:08

marking place.
Boo about Andy Murray Beachy. Shame..

QueenQueenie · 02/07/2014 21:20

Hi laydeez. Like the title Beachy!
Had a fantastic day in Oxford with ds1 today - liked it more than I expected and he lurved it. Nearing the end of my uni tour soon. Phew.

He buggered off with someone who was a couple of years above him at school in the afternoon so I had to amuse myself with a spot of shopping. Bougt this - but can't decide whether it's gorgeous in a nonchalant casual sort of way or mutton awful.

mutton?

motherinferior · 02/07/2014 21:24

I can't decide either.Grin

beachyhead · 02/07/2014 21:31

I think you could carry that off, QQ. Good colours on you. I'm assuming you've only bought the top, not the 'set' Grin

I am pretty pusses off with dh. His mid life crisis is expanding quickly. He has skate shoes, a denim shirt and has just come home with a trials bike.... FFS.

I am sitting inside, refusing to see it, as he lovingly strokes his new leather boots. Pratt....

beachyhead · 02/07/2014 21:32

Pissed off GrinGrin

Blackduck · 02/07/2014 21:36

QQ will work on you - I'd look like I was wearing curtains....

Beachy :) really!!! Skate shoes? - I need a link! (Here convinced dp that chinos with elasticated bottoms are shite on EvERYONE - he so doesn't care about clothes....)

QueenQueenie · 02/07/2014 21:39

Yes Beachy, I resisted the matching pj trousers!
Men and mid life crises - as long as they don't involve actual sports cars and / or infidelity can be quite funny imo. Point and laugh Beachy, point and laugh.

motherinferior · 02/07/2014 21:43

It could be tai chi worse.Wink

Blackduck · 02/07/2014 21:48

Ha ha MI!!

beachyhead · 02/07/2014 21:50

We've been trying to find a link. Dd and I are sneaking round the kitchen, trying to identify his shoes.... We are laughing uncontrollably, which isn't going down well. He does have a skateboard to be fair (and a snowboard!)....

He has broken into ds's lair and dragged him out as an appreciative audience for his new purchase.

He has red and black shiny nylon padded leggings thrown in!

beachyhead · 02/07/2014 21:53

I agree Tai Chi would be worse.

When did the Tai Chi start?

motherinferior · 02/07/2014 21:54

Oh dear god the leggings are testing my pelvic floor...

motherinferior · 02/07/2014 21:56

The t'ai chi is alas long-standing. He took it up in his 20s. Partly, I suspect, as a way to meet Girls.Grin

He is rather advanced in it now, though considering the amount of time and money he's invested in it...

bigTillyMint · 02/07/2014 22:08

Padded leggings?Shock Sound worse than padded cycling shorts!
QQ the top doesn't look mutton to me. Not sure top and trousers together would look good on anyone!

Blackduck · 02/07/2014 22:29

We need pictures....

MrsSchadenfreude · 02/07/2014 22:50

Beachy, DH and I are howling here at your DH's leggings and skateboard. Although DH is laughing in a "See, I only buy harmless things like records" sort of way.

Stropperella · 02/07/2014 23:08

at "laughing in a "See, I only buy harmless things like records" sort of way. Grin

Here it is prom night and has been a day of high drama. Won't bore you with the details, but there was much gnashing of teeth about the dress, which at the last minute was deemed unsuitable and too unlike what her friends would be wearing and was sadly substituted by a rather dull, baggy and very cheap New Look number which she purchased online last week. I didn't think much of this. Anyway, at least she made to the prom in the end, despite howling and wailing on the way to her friend's house re: looking "ugly" and "ridiculous" etc etc. This was following (but not because of) a rather expensive hairdresser's appointment. At least the shoes were a huge hit.

Dd and friend went off in their chauffeur-driven Merc and friend's mum and I followed behind to the glam venue and then ended up hanging about for about 1.5 hours whilst the huge, huge queue of glam vehicles unloaded their glam occupants on to a red carpet where they had their photos taken. There were vintage buses, Bentleys, a couple of stretch limos (natch), vintage Rolls Royces, several vintage fire engines, tractors and trailers, a decorated cattle truck, a couple on beautifully decorated mobility scooters Grin and yes, a helicopter - and a host of other vehicles. The hairdressers in town must love prom and oh, the dresses. And everyone was soooo tall. As events go, this appeared to me to be very swish and utterly mad.

CointreauVersial · 02/07/2014 23:56

Wow, the prom sounds like quite a spectacle.

LOL at Mr Beachy and his lycra leggings. DH's latest craze is a far more old fogeyish sedate pastime, befitting a gentleman of a certain age, namely golf. There is still loads of potential for hideous clothing, though.

I just spent the evening making a gas mask box for DD2. Next Wednesday I have to drop her at the local station and she is being "evacuated" to a small village outside Guildford. I presume she will spend the day Digging For Victory and writing tearful letters home. Beats a day of school, I suppose.

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Auriga · 03/07/2014 00:22

Made it! Good to see you all. Arf at leggings; sympathy for those in builder/alteration misery; Shock at Prom extravagance. I'm already working on DD to realise she needs to go to hers on the bus.

Huge achievement at work today. Culmination of three years' work by team (but tbh, mainly me). Have baked spiced coffee cake for meeting tomorrow to celebrate.

DD has violin exam tomorrow, audition Monday, then no more big hoops to jump through till next term Grin

Any news about DDad, Crem?

bigTillyMint · 03/07/2014 06:41

Stropps, no wonder your DD was so anxious about the prom - sounds like a huge celeb affair! No pressure thereWink But she has survived it and I'm sure will have some stories to tell. I don't think proms in London are quite so lavish (well, at least not in my circle of knowledge), but I'm sure there'll be plenty of drama about it next year. If we ever get that far...

CV, DH has been playing golf for years. Well, to be honest, he only plays about once a year. But it is yet another sport he can turn his hand to.

Well done Auriga's team. I can only dream of baking cakes ATM. The floor is being done for the next three days, so even less wiggle room in the kitchen!

bigTillyMint · 03/07/2014 06:43

Stropps, just seen your DD's outfit - very grown-up and understated. She looks amaaaazing and the shoes are fab - could she actually dance in them?!

NUFC69 · 03/07/2014 06:56

Busy week so far for me. I love the thread title - and have spent the last couple of days yodelling "older laydeeees" at inopportune moments.

DH is a wearer of lycra, too, and looks great from the rear - shapely legs and pert bottom, but unfortunately he suffers from that middle age men's problem of a beer belly (which has nothing to do with alcohol). I just wish I had his legs and bottom.

DS's baby is doing ok: he's being breastfed when DDil is there and has also taken a bottle now. I am off to their house again to look after their daughter. I really don't know how people manage without either family or friends helping.

I am rather Shock at the picture of DC arriving at their prom and hope Dd enjoyed herself.

Rather tired this morning as we were out last night for a meal with the friends we met on the cruise: lovely food. Back (again) to the diet today.

I hope you're ok, Crem?

originalpiratematerial · 03/07/2014 07:34

I am open-mouthed at the prom description. DS1 is in Year 10 and at the moment I'm more worried about the prospect of him attending a prom next year than I am about his GCSEs Hmm. I just can't imagine him doing it!

I am the midlife crisis one in my house, I suspect, with my running gear and my personal trainer Blush.

Got some navy slingbacks in Hobbs sale yesterday which I was pleased about. They are the only smart summer shoes I can manage really - I am not consistently well-pedicured enough for sandals every day and I have never been able to do proper heels for more than about five minutes. These are to wear with a very smart fitted navy dress for an event next week. And, possibly, for lunch with American ex-boyfriend the week after next [scared face].

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