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Crepeys in the Long Grass of Life

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CointreauVersial · 02/07/2014 13:11

Thanks Beachy for the frisky title suggestion.

Well, here we all are!

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wordassociationfootball · 12/07/2014 19:05

Her reluctance to try a couple of new contact sports in P.E. I am wondering if I should write down some of the lovely comments in speech marks in a letter to her. Anyone familiar with this? Dd1 beams at nice stuff but dd2 moves her mouth around and frowns like its not true or doesn't really listen. Anyone have this flavour of quirk? BTM are you feeling the burn? BD ARF at sea battle for water topic and palsy same for scissors and empathy.

wordassociationfootball · 12/07/2014 19:06

Lalsy not palsy!

CointreauVersial · 12/07/2014 19:09

DH and I are chuckling at the image of Rudy and her panda eyes, munching bamboo. Grin

It has been gorgeous all day here, well, up to about an hour ago, when the heavens opened. I was supposed to varnish the inside of the front door today, but that's been deferred until tomorrow, when it is due to tip down sorry, Herbs

Just waiting for DS to summon me for taxi services. As soon as I've dropped him off I will be mixing a Pina Colada (I have some coconut milk which really needs using up Wink ).

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cremolafoam · 12/07/2014 19:35

Smile Lalsy at scissors and empathy.
That's brilliant.

lalsy · 12/07/2014 19:37

Grin glad you like it. It was years ago and still makes me chuckle.

herbaceous · 12/07/2014 19:46

Every time I look at the weather forecast it's changed - one minute it's not too bad, the next it's continuous downpours.

Spent the afternoon at a fab mini-festival, in a kind of cluster of industrial units. One houses a micro-brewery, one a fantastic collection of neon signs called God's Own Junkyard (it's been in Luther, you know) and various purveyors of pulled pork. And, of course, a Viking stall selling hand-crafted Viking paraphenalia. Despite lots of bands and fun, DS and a gang of other small boys spent three hours playing in a bit of wasteland, climbing trees. Eventually had to come home to escape the flying ants. I think it's their day today.

Came home, and made QQ's chocolate cake. I didn't have two tins the same size, so have gone for a tiered cake, British Bake Off style.

herbaceous · 12/07/2014 21:18

Cake fail. Each one was about 8cm thick. Have just made another. Zzzzz.

QueenQueenie · 12/07/2014 21:44

Why Herbs, Why?
I can't believe it went wrong! Have made it exactly like that a 100 times (well quite a few anyway). Mine come out pretty substantial... but not like tower blocks. Were the cake tins very small?
Have the guilt about giving you a duff recipe or crap instructions. Sorry!

Hope you've eaten the giant cake or turned it into something delicious...

Good luck tomorrow. Wishing you no rain, no sick and much fun.

herbaceous · 12/07/2014 21:47

They were just very thin! I'm blaming my excuse me tools. I don't have a proper mixer - just a Braun handheld jobby. I think I didn't get enough air in.

QueenQueenie · 12/07/2014 21:51

I misunderstood! I thought they were too thick - which seemed a bit of a non problem (more cake, yum!), not too thin.

originalpiratematerial · 12/07/2014 21:58

My cakes are always like that Grin

QueenQueenie · 12/07/2014 22:17

On a rare s and b note... I have ourchased these in the Whistles sale - distinctly Autumnal. Fugly or rather nice (seems to be my refrain atm)?

MrsSchadenfreude · 12/07/2014 22:36

I like them, QQ.

I bought the black version of BTM's Boden maxi skirt. It is so long that it sort of pools on the floor over my feet and so wide that the entire family could join me in it - did you buy your regular size, BTM? I think I am going to have to go down at least two sizes and got for the regular length, rather than long.

Use your cake fail for trifle or Tiramisu, Herbs. Are your tins too big? I always did a tray bake for a birthday party - lots of cake left for after party troughing. I remember at DD1's 4th birthday party, one of the children saying "No, I won't thank you, it looks rather rich to me." Grin And one of the unhelpful mothers asking me if I really thought a chocolate ganache (made with sour cream and dark chocolate) was suitable for children. I asked her if she would rather I had used margarine and icing sugar instead, and she shut up then. She also balked at my famous Mars Bar rice krispie cakes, which the children and fathers were applying to their faces with sheer joy - I overheard her saying that "all these cakes were unnecessary." What a joyless party her little angel must have had.

I used to enjoy children's parties (thought could only get through them with the aid of my friend Kate and lots of gin). I discovered at an early stage that children will only eat sausages, crisps and lots of cakes at parties, so that was what they got. I always served Kool Aid, so they were really hyper (the blue one was particularly good for this). We had lots of party games, and finished with pass the parcel. The prize was always a musical instrument and was always won by the worst behaved child there. The happiness from seeing a child being driven off blowing a toy trumpet, or bashing a drum loudly, was exquisite. My small revenge for a cake thrower/bully/pusher over of smaller children. Grin

Blackduck · 12/07/2014 22:47

MrsS you is wicked :)

herbaceous · 12/07/2014 23:07

Roffle at Mrs S's party tactics.

I would have made a tray bake, but was under strict instructions from DS for a 'round chocolate cake, with sprinkles and marshmallows'. As I was so relieved not to have to produce a coconut cake in the shape of Olaf, or similar, I acceded to this simple request.

I am avoiding pass the parcel. As these days the little darlings expect to 'win' a round each, complete with sweet, it requires assiduous monitoring. And, importantly, knowing exactly how many children are going to turn up. It seems simultaneously boring and stressful. 'Games' are to be mainly music-based, and on the buggering bouncy castle.

NUFC69 · 13/07/2014 08:21

Grin I love MrsS's tactics with recalcitrant children.

Herbs, I hope it's better where you are - the rain is almost torrential here. DH is looking happy as he was supposed to be moving the lawns today. Good luck with the weather and party. Was the cake ok in the end?

Off for baby cuddles this morning and then probably a lazy day, although I have a spot of work to do for my charity.

MrsSchadenfreude · 13/07/2014 08:28

Good luck for today, Herbs. We had a small packet of Haribo or similar between each layer, which I used to whisk away, saying in strident tones "I'll just pop that in your party bag for you, shall I?" Grin Yes, they were run a bit with military precision, but it seemed to work well, and the children enjoyed them. You can string out musical statues for ages, I found - making them dance, hop, jump, having several practice runs. Best game for outside, tying a balloon (loosely!) with string to each child's ankle - they have to pop the others' balloons while protecting theirs. If it all gets too much, Sleeping Lions (called Dead Lions in my yoof) gives you time to pour another G & T.

NUFC69 · 13/07/2014 09:05

I have a wonderful book from M&S called something like, "Children's Parties" - I bought it when we lived in Wokingham so over 30 years ago. It is full of games, recipes, music, ideas. It's a shame that there isn't anything similar these days.

hattymattie · 13/07/2014 09:10

Well - it is raining again - do not come to France folks.

Present between each layer of pass the parcel? What happened to learning to deal with disappointment?

NU - happy cuddles with tiny baby - I love doing that but I don't reckon it'll be for a while now.Envy

Next week I am off for a brief visit to my parents so will be offline for a bit - DM getting increasingly forgetful and DD has vexed the gardener so it's hedge cutting all round next Saturday. I have told my lazy DB to be there as he is ten years younger than me and capable of wielding hedge trimmer. There will be trouble if he doesn't show.

Rosebag · 13/07/2014 09:23

It has stopped raining in the North London suburbs and is certainly looking brighter. I don't think I'm too far from you herbs Fingers crossed!

motherinferior · 13/07/2014 11:07

I am recovering from the utter shame of last night's concert. The opening number - a complicated eight-part Latin Magnificat, 12 minutes long - went spectacularly wrong from the first missed entry. Which set the tone for the rest of the first half. Second half picked up a bit but it was still coruscatingly embarrassing.7Blush

herbaceous · 13/07/2014 11:22

Ooh, MI. I'm clenching for you.

Party prep going well, despite multiple cake disasters. I made your icing, and it went totally stiff. Must have been because I used milk chocolate. Did it again with plain, and it's fine.

Bouncy castle has yet to arrive - 15 MINUTES LATE. < KLAXON >

And yes, Hatty. The bloody sweet between layers thing for PtheP is ridiculous. In my day there was one prize, and whoever was the 'lucky' one (ie, the birthday child) won it.

motherinferior · 13/07/2014 11:27

We went to the pub afterwards. I nearly went in the interval and didn't come back.Grin The same thought occurred to quite a few others....

Rosebag · 13/07/2014 12:11

MI I frequently feel like leaving at half time....and I'm the conductor Confused I'm sure your audience enjoyed it more that you think!

herbaceous · 13/07/2014 12:14

Maybe the audience thought it was a 'modern interpretation' of the Magnificat?